interesting paradox i encountered

if you had to choose between sex or programming, which would you choose? never have sex again or never program again? sex or programming?

big dick george program at mit once
and there fall of shrimp dick jerry sussman
i see jerry and bitch in lecture hall
bitch: "omg ur the best profesor"
shrimp dick jerry "no ure the cleverest!!!"
shrimp dick jerry "will u mentor me 4ever????"
but then bitch see bulge from across room!!
bitch: "I WANT BIG DICK GIVE ME BIG DICK!!"
shrimp dick jerry: "well dick is no megadick but it is ok dick and give great lecture and buy lisp machine"
bitch: "GIVE ME BIG DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
big dick georges dick curriculum does not wait for finish 6.001
"you summon dick?"
shrimp dick jerry: "what is this rude rudeness ill have yo"
but force of erection crush skull to wall before could finish
out of pocket fall r8rs
i then fuck bitch!!!!
she was jewish so vagina was crooked but all vagina fix by might of dick!!!!!!!!
semen flow out of ears nose eyes anus and carry r8rs into sewer
jerry spend all money on specification for bitch
so family must bury in trashcan
with little piece of broken vagina he love much
but dog ate at funeral
Hahahahahahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
this is fate of all tinydickman who do not direct kill self on witness of mighty bulge!!!!!!