interesting paradox i encountered

if you had to choose between sex or programming, which would you choose? never have sex again or never program again? sex or programming?

What do you mean "again"?

>>2
once more

Programming, because I'm already pretty sure I'm never having sex.

Stupid unrealistic non-paradox. Fuck you.

I will have a lot of sex

>>1 Programming. VR porn and direct brain stimulation can replace sex.

big dick george program at mit once
and there fall of shrimp dick jerry sussman
i see jerry and bitch in lecture hall
bitch: "omg ur the best profesor"
shrimp dick jerry "no ure the cleverest!!!"
shrimp dick jerry "will u mentor me 4ever????"
but then bitch see bulge from across room!!
bitch: "I WANT BIG DICK GIVE ME BIG DICK!!"
shrimp dick jerry: "well dick is no megadick but it is ok dick and give great lecture and buy lisp machine"
bitch: "GIVE ME BIG DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
big dick georges dick curriculum does not wait for finish 6.001
"you summon dick?"
shrimp dick jerry: "what is this rude rudeness ill have yo"
but force of erection crush skull to wall before could finish
out of pocket fall r8rs
i then fuck bitch!!!!
she was jewish so vagina was crooked but all vagina fix by might of dick!!!!!!!!
semen flow out of ears nose eyes anus and carry r8rs into sewer
jerry spend all money on specification for bitch
so family must bury in trashcan
with little piece of broken vagina he love much
but dog ate at funeral
Hahahahahahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
this is fate of all tinydickman who do not direct kill self on witness of mighty bulge!!!!!!

/lounge/

>>8
Keep swingin' that dick Georgie!

>>1, >>2, >>3, >>4, >>5, >>6, >>7, >>8, >>9, >>10
checkem

>>11
optimizem

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the question is never have sex again so does that mean i can once

The ModulaTor Forum

L'Histoire de la Grenouille

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up,

"I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".

The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says

"OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week".

The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later,

"Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!".

The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says,

"What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"

"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."

[Ed. note: article received from Taylor Hutt, 20-Oct-1994; author unknown; this article is believed to be PD)]

none of you had sex

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i had sex once. it was horrible.

>>19
Blame the goat.

how do i get a girl to like me

>>21
Tell her to check my dubs

I never do either, how fucked am I?

>>23
Sounds like you haven't been fucked at all.

I guess sex because I'm not having that anyway

oh yeah fagget