homo.js

With great sadness I must report the following flaw to you:

* Node.js code does not work in the browser
* browser js code does not work in node

Therefore, In the interest of having a perfect isomorphism between node and browser I want to create a new javascript language with "transpilers" to both. I believe such functions are named homomorphisms therefore I present.. to you..

homo.js

That trademark is already registered
Registrant: Ryan Dahl
Purpose: Original name for current node.js

Of course browser code doesn't work on Node.js. That's like complaining that your DirectX graphics code doesn't work on a headless linux system.

Node.js can divide by zero. Can your shitty language do that?

How about a WebPerl? The <script> tag already specifies the language, so it can be gently eased in.

* Node.js code does not work in the browser

browserify.org

* browser js code does not work in node

Only if it is written by a retard who does not split the actual functionality and DOM interaction shit code from each other.

>>6

Only if it is written by a retard

but JS is always written by retards lol

https://haxe.org/

>>8
https://haxe.org/ my anus

>>7
Not really.

>>10
Check em

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