I have been to a Java meetup yesterday

The stereotypes were true, literally one third of people there were Indians. Why does Java attract so many of them? Being a .NET monkey myself, I am not a cool smart ``hippie "toy «language „hacker“»"'' myself and am still exposed to all kinds of Bad Coders, but damn, that's a lot of Rakesh Kumeshmen there.

Indians want jobs. Java gets you a job.

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They don't just want money, they want easy money. Java is "supposedly" easier than other languages. Easy money fads spread like wildfire in poo culture. Of course, if you're tainted with poo, you're still a fuck up in any pl you adopt.

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Did you meet any afghan female children there and marry them? Did the indians get mad. Was it a white afghan little girl? Did you thank the Russians for the rapes they did over the centuries?

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Did you meet any afghan female children there and marry them? Did the indians get mad. Was it a white afghan little girl? Did you thank the Russians for the rapes they did over the centuries?

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Consider this: A pack of wild Indians.
Savage, stinking Indians nearing your white country. Joining your white team. Managing your white product.
And you can't do shit since they're cheap. The Indians leader grabs your specification and rewrites it in his bad English.
The primal Indians finally dominate your industry. They read barbaric quora answers on the Internet and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.