I found a way to use Scheme at work

I needed something that could act as an oracle for some exhaustive unit tests.

Something more complex than bc or awk. Something with bignums, data structures, libraries and clean syntax. Enter Scheme. Whipped up a service with couple dozen lines of C to pipe a Guile repl over TCP/IP, and then rewrote the thousand lines of adhoc unit tests to send/recv shit to Guile into around 200 lines.

Showed it to my boss, and he let me set it up on Windows Subsystem for Linux on Win 10. What have you done to advance the use of Scheme?

i tried pushing a lisp at work and i got fired thanks op

>>2
enjoy

An easy way to use Lisp at work is to write the Lisp, and then transpile it to another language. Your codebase will be a giant unreadable behemoth, but at least you'll be able to write Lisp!!!

i wrote a fizzbuzz in lisp in an interview once then i came back home and my wife was having sex with anoter man

lets see you implement diff in scheme

>>5
Serves you right for getting married in this day and age

>>7

born too late to explore the world
born too soon to explore the galaxy
born just in time for Waifu Age.jpg