Untapped dubs on this board

Sitting on a goldmine!

"use strict";

let fs = require("fs");

let file = fs.readFileSync("progrider.txt", "utf8").toString().split("\r\n");

let output = "";

for(let i = 0, n = file.length; i < n; i++)
{
try {
let pieces = file[i].split("\t");

let title = pieces[1];
let nextPost = (Number(pieces[2]) + 1).toString();

if(nextPost.length > 1 && nextPost.substring(nextPost.length - 1, nextPost.length) == nextPost.substring(nextPost.length - 2, nextPost.length - 1))
{
output += "TITLE: "+ title +" NEXT POST: "+ nextPost +"\r\n";
}
}
catch(e) { }
}

fs.writeFileSync("output.txt", output, "utf8");

TITLE: 2ch english if you will NEXT POST: 11
TITLE: C/C++ vs Good Language NEXT POST: 55
TITLE: Who needs functional programming... NEXT POST: 11
TITLE: Diversity on /prog/ NEXT POST: 33
TITLE: Elegance of Haskell NEXT POST: 22
TITLE: Haskell can't prove shit NEXT POST: 22

Here's your dilemma. If you use these dubs now, you will have used this shitty JS to acquire them.

"use strict";

>>2
So I can ensure my code is always perl quality :^)

perl
quality

Choose one.

>>4
BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex while each watches,
reverse its length, write again;
kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
values aside, each one;
die sheep! die to reverse the system
you accept (reject, respect);
next step,
kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
do it ("as they say").
do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
AFTERWARDS: tell nobody.
wait, wait until time;
wait until next year, next decade;
sleep, sleep, die yourself,
die at last
# Larry Wall

I have actually done this search a week ago and was surprised to see so few dubz. Was/is there a bot that claims them? Or maybe we are just autistic enough. Six dubsable threads is far below the expected number.

>>6
Is it that surprising? The average post count is 19.59 and dubs are a highly sought-after material

>>6
Statistically, it is an anomaly. There should be rich, healthy abundances of dubs, but for some unknown reason there is no sign of them. I akin this to other similar phenomenom such as extraterristral life and dark matter.

>>8
This is called supply and demand. Demands comes because the autism levels are off the charts and supply is only 10% of posts;
Natural Scarcity powers the cutthroat Dubs Industry, there is nothing sacred and ancient pristine threads are routinely harvested for the last dubs.
Due to capitalism, rich bot owners steal the best threads and deprive the dub-proles from getting any with their limited manual labor. Its a tragic tale of automation gone wrong, but there is an idea to create Basic Dubs Income to help the autismal hordes from collapsing into chaos and rioting against the sharks of Big Dubs. Alternatively we could form anarcho-dubsist communes sharing the best dubs-gathering spots.
Seize the Threads of Production, Shitposters of the world.

Your browser has a console, Steve.
Array.from($$(".threads tbody tr")).filter(t => { let i = parseInt(t.childNodes[2].innerHTML) + 1; return i % 10 == Math.floor(i / 10) % 10; }).map(t => t.childNodes[1].innerText)

Please let me have this dubs

>>10
I ran this code and it gave me a virus tf

>>9

and supply is only 10% of posts

I'm afraid you're wrong here. For postcount 20, there are only 5% dubs posts.

>>9
From a quick glance at the layout of this post, I thought it's a ``consider this'' variant.

>>13
wait...
http://i.imgur.com/LDna256.png

>>15
So obviously the average percentage is below 10% since not all threads' postcounts are divisible by 100. It gets even less when you bias towards the <100 threads which make up the majority. 8% to 8.5% seems a fairer estimate.

Read 'em and weep, fellas.

(how'd I do? My first dubs post, so please be gentle)

>>17
Tjat was pretty bad man :-////

Okay I have changed the game, made some alterations to the original code. Check this one out.

Check my 19. Read THIS and weep, fellas.

(so terribly sorry if my first 19 post was a failure)

>>19
bro that is a SICK 19, how did you pull that off?

>>20 Same way I pulled off these dubs my friend ;^)

>>15
What? On 10 it should be 10%

I never posted >>22
>>22 does not exist

>>22
you little shit

>>22

Wow thanks for stealing my dubs and showing me up in front of my new prog friends. For shame, mister. For shame.