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My critique of java

Name: Steve 2017-02-13 11:32

1. It only took me 1 hour to learn my first language (PHP) and a week later I was working for a bank, but today it has taken me like 3 hours to locate and install eClips. What's more, now I have it set up, I can't even get my first hello world factory to compile to a .exe - any advice?

2. When I try to play games in Java in my browser it gets really slow sometimes, my laptop overheats and I get the error message "Internet Explorer has stopped working"

3. What is a namespace? I've been googling for like 20 minutes and I still don't know tf it is

4. It's the only language available for the browser. This isn't really a critique of JS itself, just the fact that you can only use java and nothing else seems like a bug to me, why can't I use PHP to make flappybirds?

So to summarise:
1. It's hard to learn
2. It's slow like C++ instead of fast like C
4. Idk what a namespace is

Let me know what you think, if this gets good feedback I will probably do some more language critiques. Please check out my python critique from before.

Name: Anonymous 2017-02-13 19:06

get this fucking garbage off prog right now

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