>>15C - Freedom to do whatever you want with the machine
Ritchie did not invent this idea and it's not the only language with this idea (neither is Forth). It was taken from BCPL and threaded code was also used by BCPL before there was a Forth. C did not introduce anything new besides the syntax.
They praise C and UNIX and give them this false history of being incredibly important and innovative because it keeps people using C. These people never read the history of C and think C is the only language with this ``freedom'' philosophy. The only thing C does is take away your freedom to create machines. Your hardware has to resemble a PDP-11 if you want it to run C. Your software has to resemble UNIX if you want to use the C standard library.
Lisp - Freedom to write arbitrary abstractions
This is the belief of mental midgets like Paul Graham. There are many abstractions you can't do in Lisp, but Paul Graham doesn't care about them because he filters everything through Lisp.
Asm - Same as C but without the user-friendly abstractions
Assembly is not the same as C at all. You filter everything through C because you don't know any better.
Other languages - Designed by rule-cucks and bureaucrats
According to the Paul Graham followers, C is simultaneously the best language other than Lisp, and the problem with everything in programming today. How is this possible?