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Consider the following: C bugs edition

Name: VIPPER 2017-07-27 19:18

You, your lovable wife and 3 children are out in your brand new Smart Car™ while it's currently driving in auto mode.
Suddenly the C software that powers it gets a buffer overflow and causes it to slam into a synagogue.

Would that convince anyone to trust C?

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 20:22

I already hacked the firmware so it'll crash into the mosque instead.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 15:18

Does that mean it should be rewritten in rust?

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 18:10

That would be the fault of developer, not C.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 4:19

Would that convince anyone to trust C?
Most of the people who drive those wouldn't care about the software.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 3:57

>>5
"drive"

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 13:01

>>6
"Programming language end-user"

Name: VIPPER 2017-07-31 2:29

>>4-5
keep telling yourself that when the rabbis ask for reparations for what you did to their synagogue

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 10:32

>>8
They can't get me to pay if I'm dead.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 11:50

>>9
That's what you think!

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 12:17

they can take my money but they can't take my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-02 1:42

>>11
That's what you think!

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-02 9:56

>>12
I also think you forgot to check'em

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-07 23:10

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2017-08-08 3:06

>>14
Good. Fuck those self-driving-car authoritarians who want to eventually take complete control of where you go.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 3:25

>>15
no one is forced to use it tho

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2017-08-08 11:14

>>16
Don't be so naive...

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 17:33

>>17
are you saying that soon you won't even have to walk and will have to use government mandated smart cars to go anywhere???

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-10 2:55

>>18
you will have to get government mandated segfaults too.

Name: !v3BkMyAnus 2017-08-26 21:52

SEGFAULT MY derrière

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-26 22:21

no

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-26 22:32

SEGFAULT MY dubs

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