Virgin Programmer: Has the latest macbook loaded with latest compilers Codes in modern functional style Code is visually pleasing, fully indented All variables and functions are descriptively named Comments are filled with explanations and relevant information Produces portable, safe code that is debugged, linted, statically analyzed and theorem proved ad nauseum Code almost never crashes Every bug report is answered with patches and profuse apologizing
The Chad Coder: Codes in direct, brutal imperative style Thinks recursion is a meme Doesn't indent anything All variables are one letter, functions are random verbs with numbers Code crashes several times per hour Never changed his computer Produces code that "works on my machine" Debugging consists of console messages peppered randomly through code Comments consist of curses and threats to other programmers and software When someone posts a bug report, laughs at it, marks it wontfix or claims you're using his software wrong
>>119 And you could have responded to the more salient details and points made in >>110 but instead resorted to sarcasm, thus displaying that you have no argument. It would appear that you've been blown the fuck out (BTFO) as the kids say these days.
>>121 All actual points amount to ``less intensive, but it's there'', which I addressed in a simple way that required only a minimum of brainpower. But let's leave it at this, you are clearly more keen on epic Twitter burns than actual discussion and I don't feel like pre-chewing every point as if writing for Redditards.
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Anonymous2017-09-06 20:32
chad coder: creator of anus.h, a collection of cute preprocessor tricks that shouldn't be used in any serious app
it's better to read experts such as Alex Jones, David Icke and that guy on /pol/
This isn't even an argument. It's like saying you disagree with a guy that told you "grass is green" because he's homeless.
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Anonymous2017-09-09 1:34
>>129 I can understand people not discussing with homeless people, though
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Anonymous2017-09-11 19:08
>>130 Most homeless people are drug addicts, mentally ill, and on top of that smell bad. It's not hard to see why nobody would listen if one went around telling people the grass is green.
>>134 The difference between Alex Jones, is that he admitted in court during his divorce proceedings that his whole show and character is largely an act, the The New York Times on the other hand, presents itself as a serious "paper of record" despite peddling their own type of bullshit. It's a deceptive and false dichotomy to declare that one who is critical of mainstream economists and policy wonks are doing so simply because Alex Jones rants and raves about it. It's simply a cop out to deflect and brush away criticism, because >>103,112,117,119,123,134,136 has no argument.
If you don't pay your debts, no one will loan you money anymore. This will force the government to run a balanced budget, so ultimately it's a good thing.
>>154 I'm more in favor of nationalizing the Fed rather than outright abolishing it. Expell the problematic people running it, base the currency on labor instead of just plain declared fiat, just as was done in Natsoc Germany under Hjalmar Schacht, and make it by law that the minutes of the FOMC and monetary policy be made public to both Congress and posted on the Federal Reserve's Website.
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Anonymous2017-09-18 19:17
>>155 I should add that the minutes should be made public on the same day, rather than three or six months later or whatever is the case now. Damn phone ate that part of my text up.