Virgin Programmer: Has the latest macbook loaded with latest compilers Codes in modern functional style Code is visually pleasing, fully indented All variables and functions are descriptively named Comments are filled with explanations and relevant information Produces portable, safe code that is debugged, linted, statically analyzed and theorem proved ad nauseum Code almost never crashes Every bug report is answered with patches and profuse apologizing
The Chad Coder: Codes in direct, brutal imperative style Thinks recursion is a meme Doesn't indent anything All variables are one letter, functions are random verbs with numbers Code crashes several times per hour Never changed his computer Produces code that "works on my machine" Debugging consists of console messages peppered randomly through code Comments consist of curses and threats to other programmers and software When someone posts a bug report, laughs at it, marks it wontfix or claims you're using his software wrong
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Anonymous2017-08-08 9:18
Ad nauseam, anglophone languagenigger.
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Anonymous2017-08-08 9:56
are you saying FrozenVoid is a chad coder?
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Anonymous2017-08-08 11:04
>>1 The /prog/ virgin: steals stale meme template, can't draw anything. Memes get a dozen replies max. The 4chan Chad: Beautiful meme graphics drawn handmade in MSpaint. Memes spread to hundreds of sites, newspapers and tv start talking about them.
Others have offered a more scathing assessment of Prince's proposals, likening them to "literal colonialism" and arguing that the plan is primarily driven by his desire to profit from the 16-year conflict.
As Common Dreams reported last week, Trump recently fumed in a meeting with generals and high-ranking national security officials that the U.S. is not "winning" the war. He also complained that businesses are not working quickly enough to secure a share of Afghanistan's vast mineral wealth, which has been valued at around $1 trillion.
Prince's plan also reportedly includes the use of "an iPhone application called Safe Strike," which is presented as a "tool for air tactical controllers to safely and accurately call in precision airstrikes or indirect fire."
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Anonymous2017-08-09 1:02
a person or thing that is a perfect example of believing oneself to be inherently deserving of privileges or special treatment.
epitome of entitled
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Anonymous2017-08-09 1:36
It is solely the actions of North Korea that threatens the peace of the region
-M.T (live?) ~ 3 min ago
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Anonymous2017-08-09 1:43
Don't you think pointing fingers at people in our region threatens the peace of our region?
"Guam is an island, that at its widest level is 12 miles from shore to shore at its smallest level, smallest location 7 miles between one shore and the other. Very small island, about 24 miles if i recall long. So 24 miles long, about 7 miles wide at the least widest place of the island, about 12 miles long at the widest part of the island. My, my fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it would tip over, and capsize"
>>29 At least I don't write illegible waffle and call it ``code.''
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Anonymous2017-08-10 16:42
All waifus fall for Chad. Take the Red Pill and move on >>28 Its inevitable that she will be deflowered in form of fleshlight-enchanced pillow. And you can't do nothing about...its waifu's nature.
>>33 Positive Characteristics: The 33 is a humanitarian. It is understanding and knowledgeable, a mover and a shaker.
Negative Characteristics: As a Master number, when the positive potential of this number is not used properly, one tends to become preachy and care less about others, putting too much focus on one's personal agenda. https://www.numerology.com/number-33
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★ BlAcK N1gg3R SeX MaGiC ★2017-08-11 18:28
Virgin programmer: fap to anime tentacles
the Chad coder: banged Leah Culver at pycon slammed Cudder's pussy at Intel Developper forum
Yes, Functional programming is feminine and Jewish while Imperative programming is masculine and Aryan. They are diametrically opposed like ying and yang. We've been over this before.
>>60 An excellent question, African-American First you need to register an account with e-hentai and wait 2 weeks. Then, you clear your both sites' cookies, and login e-hentai before opening the other site
I'm not married. I'm not looking to leave the Schengen area for anyone at this point, and it seems especially stupid for anyone to move into the US now. Things may be different after the war.
and it seems especially stupid for anyone to move into the US now.
Lol, we just have a bunch of antifas and neo-nazis LARPing and beating each other up in the streets. Aside from some of the Soviet style censorship at the behest of entities like ICANN and the Alt-Right finding creative ways of publishing samizdat, nobody here gives a fuck. If he's worried about Trump, he's just a paper tiger, he'll fold just like every other Republican before him. I find the leftist reaction to be amusing, but yet so predictable.
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Anonymous2017-08-28 5:46
>>89 The uncanny resemblance to late Weimar republic is hard to ignore.
>>90 Weimar comparisons are usually done by people who know nothing about Weimar beyond ``it was chaos and caused the nazis''. For starters, the USG isn't completely paralyzed by internal conflicts and the economy isn't crashing through the ground.
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Anonymous2017-08-28 17:07
>>91 The "US economy" is bullshit, you have to consider the amount of poor and homeless. 1.The size of middle class, minimum wage and welfare are getting smaller. 2.People have more advanced means of communication than Weimar and can organize much faster. 3.US has tons of private firearms, magnifying any civil threat. 4.Media/internet are filled with polarized and hostile echo chambers pumping propoganda 24/7.
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Anonymous2017-08-28 17:26
>>90 ``History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce."
>>92 None of this is even near the level of Weimar.
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Anonymous2017-08-29 13:24
Xarn's response to questions about his ``war'' comment:
I don't know. Germany only had part of it get better for a few decades after WW2, and without a power like the Soviet Union to push things in the right direction it's not likely that will happen this time. The most realistic thing to hope for is probably a Paris Commune type of scenario/series of scenarios, somewhere in the Mountain States or PNW, away from anywhere too economically or strategically important so it's not an immediate priority for the weakened military command to want to reclaim. The longer it manages to stay independent, the less likely it is to be re-annexed, especially if there are a bunch of them. I'd consider throwing in with that, even if it'll still almost certainly end in disaster.
I don't think it's likely to happen, though. Things only ever get worse now, not better.
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Anonymous2017-08-29 15:15
>>95 I forgot that Xarn was such an obnoxious leftard. Good thing he has his own containment board.
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Anonymous2017-08-29 15:21
>>96 The only other person who has an imageboard for herself is boxxy
>>91,94 No, we're not quite at the level of Weimar, but we're well on our way. The sexual degeneracy, the dollar not worth as much as it used to be, people dying from the opioid epidemic, 42 million in poverty, nearly $20 trillion in debt according to usdebtclock.org all that's needed is much worse economics conditions than what is at present. Pretty sick society, not much different from Weimar if you ask me.
>>102 Degeneracy is a buzzword, inflation in the US and hyperinflation in the WR are two completely distinct beasts, and US debt is basically meaningless (especially when compared to the WR's). Who is going to collect the US's debts?
all that's needed is much worse economics conditions than what is at present
I.e. the most important thing is missing. You also completely skipped over the government where tons of small parties had to form coalitions and compromised with each other until nothing could happen. The USA is effectively a two party state, for fuck's sake. How the is that ``not much different''?
The current US is diseased, but it is nothing like the Weimar Republic. If you want to make doomsayer comparisons, why don't you go for the fall of Rome? At least that makes you look like you read classical texts.
You also completely skipped over the government where tons of small parties had to form coalitions and compromised with each other until nothing could happen. The USA is effectively a two party state, for fuck's sake.
There's also many internal factions within those two parties; effectively emulating some of the same aspects that you see in multi-party democracies. Not every member of the GOP is pro-Trump, which is why not everything he wants done gets through in even a Republican controlled House and Senate. I remember the opposite happening when Obama was president, where there were Dems who were against him and he couldn't get things done in a Democratic controlled Congress. I don't expect it to get better over time, it will degenerate to the point where nothing could happen, just like Weimar.
The current US is diseased, but it is nothing like the Weimar Republic. If you want to make doomsayer comparisons, why don't you go for the fall of Rome? At least that makes you look like you read classical texts.
Rome is also a great example, but Weimar is much more recent. Another thing is the USA doesn't have a Treaty of Versailles to accelerate the decline, either, but the fundamentals of what made Weimar, Weimar yet are here nonetheless.
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Anonymous2017-09-02 1:24
>>109 It's a far-left mirror of the far-right. It's funny, Harold Covington wants to establish the Northwest Front in the Pacific Northwest and Xarn thinks the left will establish communes there as well. I guess that's the future, since centrism seems to be slowly collapsing.
>>112 Ah, not responding to anything I wrote instead resorting to hand-waving and sarcasm since you don't actually have an argument. How predictable. And then some wonder why an ever increasing amount of people no longer listen to "experts" trotted out by publications such as the New York Times.
>>113 yeah, it's better to read experts such as Alex Jones, David Icke and that guy on /pol/ who thinks there are pentagram-shaped tunnels under pizzerias in which Hillary eats and rapes (in that order) children
>>113 You could have read your and my posts again and realized what I was responding to; it was pretty obvious. However, escape to meta is easier and lets you jump into tangential rants about the NYT, so of course that's the better option.
>>119 And you could have responded to the more salient details and points made in >>110 but instead resorted to sarcasm, thus displaying that you have no argument. It would appear that you've been blown the fuck out (BTFO) as the kids say these days.
>>121 All actual points amount to ``less intensive, but it's there'', which I addressed in a simple way that required only a minimum of brainpower. But let's leave it at this, you are clearly more keen on epic Twitter burns than actual discussion and I don't feel like pre-chewing every point as if writing for Redditards.
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Anonymous2017-09-06 20:32
chad coder: creator of anus.h, a collection of cute preprocessor tricks that shouldn't be used in any serious app
it's better to read experts such as Alex Jones, David Icke and that guy on /pol/
This isn't even an argument. It's like saying you disagree with a guy that told you "grass is green" because he's homeless.
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Anonymous2017-09-09 1:34
>>129 I can understand people not discussing with homeless people, though
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Anonymous2017-09-11 19:08
>>130 Most homeless people are drug addicts, mentally ill, and on top of that smell bad. It's not hard to see why nobody would listen if one went around telling people the grass is green.
>>134 The difference between Alex Jones, is that he admitted in court during his divorce proceedings that his whole show and character is largely an act, the The New York Times on the other hand, presents itself as a serious "paper of record" despite peddling their own type of bullshit. It's a deceptive and false dichotomy to declare that one who is critical of mainstream economists and policy wonks are doing so simply because Alex Jones rants and raves about it. It's simply a cop out to deflect and brush away criticism, because >>103,112,117,119,123,134,136 has no argument.
If you don't pay your debts, no one will loan you money anymore. This will force the government to run a balanced budget, so ultimately it's a good thing.
>>154 I'm more in favor of nationalizing the Fed rather than outright abolishing it. Expell the problematic people running it, base the currency on labor instead of just plain declared fiat, just as was done in Natsoc Germany under Hjalmar Schacht, and make it by law that the minutes of the FOMC and monetary policy be made public to both Congress and posted on the Federal Reserve's Website.
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Anonymous2017-09-18 19:17
>>155 I should add that the minutes should be made public on the same day, rather than three or six months later or whatever is the case now. Damn phone ate that part of my text up.
>>160 Taking them down so they'd stop invading your countries and facilitating the Soviet invasion of Europe is most certainly a good reason.
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Anonymous2017-09-29 6:37
>>165 it's no use talking to them, Hans will surely tell you that invasion of Poland and France weren't real and that you'd know it if you learned history from a reputable source - like /pol/ board on his imagereddit of choice.
>>165-166 Oh, so you're both communist shits. That explains everything. That's why other countries were invaded (more like liberated) by Germany to stop the Soviets from spreading the Marxist cancer, just like they attempted to do in Spain before the war.
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Anonymous2017-09-29 14:00
>>168 yes Hans, stopping Soviets was why they invaded Poland while having a secret agreement with Soviets. that agreement gave half of Poland to Soviets, which is the thing you do when stopping Soviets from invading. you make perfect sense!
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Anonymous2017-09-29 14:07
>>169 Invasion of Poland was to take back German lands taken after World War I and to put an end to the slaughter of ethnic Germans in Poland. Soviets were going to invade no matter what because communism is an international movement and it requires invasion and revolution in order to thrive.
Oh, so you're both communist shits. That explains everything.
``Everyone who disagrees with me is a Communist!"
>>170 Poland had been doing a pretty good job of keeping the Soviets out of Europe for the last 19 years or so. There is no doubt that the Soviets desired to expand into Europe, but the military cost of doing so was high enough that they were unwilling to do so without support, especially considering that in 1939 they had just been through the Great Purge and were in no position to take on the entirety of Europe. The most charitable interpretation of Hitler's invasion of Poland was that he was trying to trick the Soviets into a decisive engagement to drive them out of Europe, however even then it entailed putting the entirety of Western Europe at risk without their permission.
Either that, or like the Western plutocratic regimes during the war, collaborators.
Poland had been doing a pretty good job of keeping the Soviets out of Europe for the last 19 years or so. There is no doubt that the Soviets desired to expand into Europe, but the military cost of doing so was high enough that they were unwilling to do so without support
True, which is why the civil war in Spain was more or less a proxy war for the Soviets. They had been building up their military in the meantime and the Wehrmacht was well on its way to crushing them completely until Lend-Lease, American and British material support.
Either that, or like the Western plutocratic regimes during the war, collaborators.
They were ``collaborators" only insofar as agreeing to work with Communists on certain goals. By that ``logic", one can equally say that anyone who opposes Communism is a ``Nazi collaborator", simply because opposing Communism is one trait of Nazis.
They had been building up their military in the meantime and the Wehrmacht was well on its way to crushing them completely until Lend-Lease, American and British material support.
Hitler had also succeeded in crushing France, Poland, and much of the Scandinavian countries as well. Supporting the Soviets through Lend-Lease was basically self-defense for the surviving non-Axis European powers; they didn't like Communists but the Axis had made itself a greater immediate threat to stability and peace in Europe, such that it was easy to regard the Soviets as ``the lesser of two evils."
