The Virgin Programmer vs The Chad Coder

Latest chan meme applied to /prog/

Virgin Programmer:
Has the latest macbook loaded with latest compilers
Codes in modern functional style
Code is visually pleasing, fully indented
All variables and functions are descriptively named
Comments are filled with explanations and relevant information
Produces portable, safe code that is debugged, linted, statically analyzed and theorem proved ad nauseum
Code almost never crashes
Every bug report is answered with patches and profuse apologizing

The Chad Coder:
Codes in direct, brutal imperative style
Thinks recursion is a meme
Doesn't indent anything
All variables are one letter, functions are random verbs with numbers
Code crashes several times per hour
Never changed his computer
Produces code that "works on my machine"
Debugging consists of console messages peppered randomly through code
Comments consist of curses and threats to other programmers and software
When someone posts a bug report, laughs at it, marks it wontfix or claims you're using his software wrong

>>39
what does this have to do my post???

>>39
lol

Yes, Functional programming is feminine and Jewish while Imperative programming is masculine and Aryan. They are diametrically opposed like ying and yang. We've been over this before.

>>39
why did you post an image of a sad panda?

>>43
Jewish, maybe. Feminine? no
Women aren't as creative to create ridiculous one liners that REAL men can do

>>44
Nice meme

>>46
I don't understand. Can you give me a quick rundown on this meme?

chad coder
being a slave to the machine

i dont think so

>>48
Who are you quoting?

Are imageredditniggers physically incapable of keeping their trash to themselves?

>>50
african americans*

>>50
My friendo, you may need to give this thread another read https://dis.tinychan.org/read/lounge/1433424234

>>52

/lounge/

Stopped reading there.

>>49
OPs implication

>>52
The weebcucks in that thread gave me ass cancer.

>>55
Epic cuck meme, bro!

>>56
found the weebcuck

>>57
polecat kebabs.

>>58
more like polecat kepolabs

pls explain how do I bypass the sad panda

>>60
An excellent question, African-American
First you need to register an account with e-hentai and wait 2 weeks.
Then, you clear your both sites' cookies, and login e-hentai before opening the other site

>>61
But why do I have to wait two weeks?

>>62
because the site is a sekrit

>>61
DON'T HELP HIM!!

>>64
It would be a shame to miss reading the youmu doujin

>>64
b-but I need help!

>>66
register & wait 2 weeks then

The Chad Coder only uses C-based languages, especially JavaScript, and believes { and } make a language ``closer to assembly''.

>>68
()() doesn't make it closer to assembly either

>>69
but it looks like tittiestt

Xarn doesn't seem like a chad and somehow he still gets laid. Guess maybe he's a hybrid of the two.

>>71

somehow he still gets laid.

His gf is really...
Well, whatever.

>>72
pic?

>>73
No

I think I have a couple pics of Erika on my old laptop, but I'm posting from my phone right now and I need a monitor to be able to see the output.

>>71,75
I wonder if they're still together

>>76
Hell of a long distance relationship being that they live in different hemispheres, unless Xarn finally got her to move to Belgium.

>>77
I just checked his board, and was surprised he brought it back.
I'm gonna ask him and see if they're still together. Unless I get banned

>>77

I'm not married.
I'm not looking to leave the Schengen area for anyone at this point, and it seems especially stupid for anyone to move into the US now. Things may be different after the war.

>>79
What a chad.