Attention please!!!

I am the real BlAcK N1gg3R SeX MaGiC and someone (probably the goatmin or FrozenAnus) has stolen my login with a virus to post messages which I do not endorse.
Please report any illegal or dubious content posted under my name. If the post is shit it's not me it's some LARPing idiot trying to discredit me.
Rest insured that every possible measure will be taken to protect my identity and confront the impersonator.
We are currently scanning all our hard drives with the latest version of Avast! but it could take a while because there's so many files to check.
We are truly sorry for any inconveniences caused and thank you for your patience.

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK HORSE COCK

>>2
You want to play with me? But you don't know who you're dealing with. I'm a fucking hacker!
So... I'm FrozenAnus. You may remember me from such bulletin board systems as moot's /prog/ and goatfinger.ga. And I love to tongue my dog's anus!

What programming language is this?

>>4
I'm OP and
a very important warning to the textboard community: >>2 is an
impersonator, it's not actually me. Please don't sage,
identity theft is a serious problem. We're addressing this issue thanks.
For now just double check that my name is prefixed by "the ReAl" thanks

>>5
Are you saying you don't actually love sakurako??

>>6
Yes, in fact I only love Sakura Romako and insert as the girl when reading any of his works.

STOP IMPERSONATING ME FUCKER FGDGSDFGWDAGSDAGADSVX

Sir, your name is very offensive to my sensibilities. I request you change it, Mr. African American.

>>9
N1gg3R.

AYYYOO HOL UP
*smacks lips*
WHAT YOUSE TRYIN' TO SAY IS
*breathes heavily through gaped teeth*
HOL UP HOl UP HOL UP
* eats a skittle*
SO U SAYIN WE GON GET
*throws gang sign*
SOME KINDA, UH, DUBS OR SOME SHIZ?

>>10
T5k.

>>1

Rest insured

I can rest, my insurance will protect me

>>13
That what you think, you naive guy.

>>14
oh yeah? well same to you pal

Who cares.

What? I thought you were admin or something but those stars are just unicode?!