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Pleb Web

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-24 8:33

Why do we still "browse" the "web"? Why do we still use thus mundane terminology? I want to rip and tear on the cyberscape. I don't want to be a pleb who browses the censored and sterile web.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-24 9:10

Do you want to browse the gopherwebâ„¢ instead?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-24 12:12

I enjoy serfing the web under my benelovant lord and master

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-24 13:06

try telnetting BBSs

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-24 13:20

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-24 15:50

You losers browse the web, I still Surf the Sea of Information.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-24 17:32

Surfing the Cyberspace Information Superhighway (In 3D!)

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 1:15

This kind of non-sense is only reminisced of by millennials.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 5:45

>>8
People expected the web would evolve into some Virtual Reality 3D Internet(just like flying cars and hoverboards), and some >>1 still think about the possibility.
c.f. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VRML

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 6:21

>>9
too bad that immersive cyberspace right now is limited to pretending to have sex on second life while the mainstream internet is all about arguing politics in 140 characters. I want my fucking virtual reality :(

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 6:27

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 6:29

>>11
the 'fucking' was not meant to be literal

Name: VIPPER 2017-08-25 6:56

>>12
either way, what he posted is good.
everyone knows sex sells, and when smart people know that there's money to be made perfecting VR to sell as a product, the free market will push VR progress forward and usher in a new age of innovation

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 7:00

>>12
Prude.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 7:05

>>13
that's why rocket science is based on repurposed dildo technology

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 7:26

>>11
Its not VR until i have haptic feedback everywhere and direct-to-brain interface.
What we have is just a glorified 3D glasses and head mounted display.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 7:54

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 9:26

>>17
Same thing, this is not haptic feedback. Its a sex doll and head mounted display.
Its virtual only in the sense "i pretend i'm inside the video game character":
The viewing of 3d porn and fucking the sex doll doesn't have a connection.
A better experience would have a sex doll inside the mind of viewer responding to the sex doll outside the mind(doll to hmd haptic channel and hmd to doll control), however its lightyears before true VR.
True VR would remove the real world and haptic input and work directly with the brain.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 13:30

>>18
Is true VR the same one in Serial Experiments Lain?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 13:32

>>19
you seem to understand

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 17:03

>>18
this is not haptic feedback.
Not sure what your definition of "haptic feedback" is, but that definitely is haptic feedback.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 19:01

>>5
VRML, dolt.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 22:07

Maybe Gopher will make a comeback with all this Soviet style censorship going on lately.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 22:47

'Pleb web' doesn't rhyme.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-26 3:50

>>24
He was a simple pleb
who browsed the surface web

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-26 18:10

>>25
he was a simple pleb
she was cyberweb
can I make it anymore obvious?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-26 20:50

>>26
lol

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