/prog/ - Cringiest shit in the universe

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 9:28

https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/6sbzos/wp_humans_dont_appear_to_be_to_advanced_they/

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 9:30

what programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 11:36

Wat

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 11:42

>>3
Intergalactic-travelling(implief FTL) aliens try to conquer Earth with muskets(a primitive gun type).
The premise is that aliens are retarded and all their tech is FTL ships and muskets.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 11:46

>>4
so they have great ship performance but ass-backwards weapon features? those are suckless aliens!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 12:14

More distilled cringe: immortality is boring and humans desire aging and death
https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/6u1nz7/wp_we_invented_immortality_in_2021_along_with_a/dlp8oe5/

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 13:37

you retards sure ``cringe'' and ``rage'' over the simplest fucking things

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 14:15

>>7
This post is cringe

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 15:23

>>2
ass

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 16:30

The r in /r/ is for retard.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-06 1:55

>>4,5
Any thing that moves FTL is just a relativistic weapon waiting to happen

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-06 3:09

>>11
The idea is that aliens are retarded enough to not realize even a pebble becomes an orbital weapon.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-06 20:14

Bad fanfiction isn't programming.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-07 3:11

>>13
yes it is
go back to /pol/ecat (((kebabs)))

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-07 6:45

>>14
do you see the redundancy in your post?

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-07 13:38

>>14
:/

Cringiest shit in the universe

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2 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 9:30

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4 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 11:42

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16 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-07 13:38