Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 11:41
Consider this: A pack of wild Nomads.
Savage, functional Nomads nearing your imperative home. Trampling your imperative lawn. β-reducting your daughter into their slave with their lambda functions.
And you can't do shit since they know Haskell. The IO nomad grabs your wife and IOs its gonads in her.
The Nomads finally build functional oasis in your household. They read SICP and you are forced to use recursion.
Such is the downfall of the imperative man.
Savage, functional Nomads nearing your imperative home. Trampling your imperative lawn. β-reducting your daughter into their slave with their lambda functions.
And you can't do shit since they know Haskell. The IO nomad grabs your wife and IOs its gonads in her.
The Nomads finally build functional oasis in your household. They read SICP and you are forced to use recursion.
Such is the downfall of the imperative man.