/prog/ - How to program while depressed!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-30 16:27

Step #1 may shock you.
https://qz.com/1089589/how-to-stay-productive-programming-when-youre-depressed-or-heartbroken/

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-30 16:32

What programming language is this?

Name: why the lucky stiff 2017-09-30 17:42

>>2
ruby

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-30 23:56

Step 1: get prozac

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 3:19

Step 2: affix hachimaki to forehead

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 5:08

Step 3: go to step 4

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 8:10

Step 4: check my prime

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 15:46

Step 5: Remember 7 is not a prime and can be multiplied by 2.64575131106 and 2.64575131106.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 17:05

Tried them. They don't work.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 22:12

Step 6:
if a randomly generated number between 1 and 1000 is smaller than 500: hax my anus
if the condition above does not apply: hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-02 0:18

>>9
Prozac works

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-02 20:41

>>11
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-03 1:41

>>11
Prozac considered harmful. Paradoxically, it has helped to bolster mental illness in the USA. http://archive.is/iZvYd

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-03 2:09

How to program while depressed?
Just program while crossdressed.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-03 2:19

>>14
that would multiply depression though

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-03 2:27

>>13
That's why they prescribe it. It's an industry.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-03 9:16

>>4,11
Don't even joke about this shit. Prozac destroys people.
For anyone that has depression or anxiety, I suggest Kratom or Kratom tea. It's pretty effective and legal (here in the US).

Keep in mind it is an opoid and thus also addictive. If you're not careful you'll replace your depression with drug addiction.

Name: !Ps1ivhrO6w 2017-10-03 10:00

For anxiety I took Clonazepam (onlt before sleep)

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-03 11:44

People recommended me the brown pill. They say it's the readl deal.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-04 18:21

>>18
That sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-04 20:43

>>19

The brown pill has been proven to work, but it is only a temporary fix. Once a 'color' type pill is replaced by a newer version. The pervious one can cause mental illness, retroactive thinking patterns, & autism. Please contact your doctor for any updates on new pills. For now, we would prescribe the 'bog' pill.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-04 20:48

>>21
I often switch between white and black pills depending on the situation, is this bad?

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-05 21:26

I often switch between smooth and ribbed dildoes while masturbating. Is this bad?

How to program while depressed!

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-30 16:27

2 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-30 16:32

3 Name: why the lucky stiff 2017-09-30 17:42

4 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-30 23:56

5 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 3:19

6 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 5:08

7 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 8:10

8 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 15:46

9 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 17:05

10 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 22:12

11 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-02 0:18

12 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-02 20:41

13 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-03 1:41

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17 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-03 9:16

18 Name: !Ps1ivhrO6w 2017-10-03 10:00

19 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-03 11:44

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21 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-04 20:43

22 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-04 20:48

23 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-05 21:26