INFINITE COMPRESSION IS IMPOSSIBLE, GOYIM

http://matt.might.net/articles/why-infinite-or-guaranteed-file-compression-is-impossible/

who would win? FrozenAnus Infinite Compression vs pigeonhole principle

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Imagine 1kb/s HAM radio with high compression to serve 10MB/s: you can build a wireless internet from scratch.
Imagine a 16GB flash drive with 4PB storage.
Infinite compression could fix all of information bottlenecks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Sloot

The MD5 compression function.

>>4
imagine if you could compress terabytes of data into 0 bytes! this would give you free energy water engine perpetual motion machine to travel to the other side of flat earth, free of our reptilian overlords

>>6
So that why the chicken crossed the road