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the virgin coder vs. the Chad ML researcher

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-26 20:47

the virgin coder
- fell for the CS degree meme
- either obese or hungry skeleton
- has a beard to conceal ugly face
- gets bossed around by Pajeets
- thinks stuff like A* search is "hard math"
- wants to learn ML but can never get past the Tensorflow tutorial
- prides himself in his knowledge of languages
- is heavily involved in a couple "literally who" languages like CL, Scheme, Haskell, APL, etc.
- believes in languages or coding styles like a religion because he doesn't have any friends
- will be scrubbing toilets when the bubble bursts

the Chad ML researcher
- people call him Dr.
- is a bona fide mathematician
- never heard of gay shit like Scheme
- uses languages as tools without developing virginal attachments to them
- is a chink, hates Pajeets
- contributed to Tensorflow
- will cuck the virgin coder by creating a NN that writes JavaShit code
- gets paid to lecture
- writes faster algorithms while the programmer is trying to optimize his pointer arithmetic

Name: /lounge/ 2017-12-26 22:34

/lounge/

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-26 23:59

>>2
This is a /prog/ thread, dolt.

Name: /lounge/ 2017-12-27 0:00

/lounge/

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-27 0:01

>>4
This is a /prog/ thread, dolt.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-27 15:11

I'm the Chad ML researcher type of programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-27 21:32

What kind of type inference does Chad ML use?

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-28 9:46

>>7
Chad leaves type inference to his neural networks, allowing spare neural capacity to band stacies all day while computer does all the works.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-29 22:02

>>9
How do you know that?

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-29 23:17

>>10
He discovered /prog/ from /g/ and is trying to police it ever since.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-29 23:19

>>11
You heard the man, autist. Go shitpost in /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-30 4:28

>>10
It takes three seconds to ask Google about it. I don't need to spend time in Reddit to ask Google about the latest memes.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-30 17:13

Google is the Reddit of search engines.

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