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Would you upload your mind to the cloud?

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-14 21:32

(Given the chance.)
If things go on as they are, it would be compromised in a data breach and your mind will be used to mine bitcoins or spam a bbs or some shit.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-14 21:41

I want my mind uploaded in the same data center as the anus, to shitpost him for eternity

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-14 21:42

it doesn't matter because it wouldn't be THIS mind.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-14 21:43

it'd just be another instance of my superclass if you catch my drift

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-14 22:03

>>4
>>3
yeah, but then you'd be subjecting another sentient mind to an existence where its every thought is monitored by the system operators and then it gets mind-fucked into an eternity mining bitcoins and spamming ads for viagra.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-15 2:32

Should my clone gain additional capabilities such as reduced latency it might decide I'm obsolete & redundant.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-15 3:42

>>6
you'd really do that to yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-15 3:45

Upload your dick into my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-15 7:25

I'd rather have a sweet release of death than risk being trapped in a virtual hellscape of eternal facebook/twatter

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-15 7:47

Will I meet lain?

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-15 7:51

>>10
and you don't seem to understand
the dubs, you seemed an honest man

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-15 8:09

>>9
What about a virtual paradise of whatever you dedicate your processing power to?

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-15 8:15

>>12
what's stopping someone who's alive and has physical access to my storage from changing this paradise into hell?

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-15 8:41

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-16 21:01

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-16 21:47

>>15
Not surprising at all, considering Y Combinator is a LISP engram.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-18 10:00

>>16whatsanengram?

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-19 3:17

>>17
iunno

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-19 4:29

>>14
"Before the Dark Era, there were these things called computers that humans invented to do the tasks of thinking for them. Now, we have biological data processors. But back then, computers were all we had. And they needed software too, just like our BDPs need DNA. Humans wrote software to tell computers what to do, I think they were called programmers," Shana explained.
"And just like with Flame Hazes, there were good and bad programmers, and some were more skilled than others. One programmer, which was such an excellent one, was Gerald Jay Sussman."
"That's... the guy on the book! And I saw you were with him in that... dream I had!" I exclaimed. Did I know this stuff already? Did she tell me before? Then why... why am I still confused?

"Shut up!" he stared at her and covered her mouth with his gigantic, bear-like hand. "Do you really think you can summon a dead lord? You are powerless! I sent him to the land of Java a long time ago, when time_t was only 32 bits long!"

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-20 9:14

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