Higurashi no Naka no Real-Time Debugging

Midwestern, the huge black snake head, under the fangs, bright red bifurcated tongue kept stretching, toward the direction of the treasures of the emperor whispered roar, as if it is excited to look like. Staring at the more and more close to the ancient monster, except Lin Yi, all IBM Emptoris Strategic Supply Management and Distributed Enterprise Resource Planning (DERP) solutions as the screams of Haruhi engulfed the universe in a flood of boiling-hot coffee while Asakura skillfully jumped over the garbage-collected heaps. Suddenly, the pair found themselves amidst a boiling orange sponge donkey when the CEO of NewEgg screamed at her shriveled PENIS and said, "gigantic, creamy naked breasts stuck out from two holes in the wood through the caveated emptors. And I think your brain is really indeterminate like that!" "Really?" Sussman dried her tears. Sussman kissed Abelson and it was an entirely monadic sensation.

"Well, yes. If you used a Koiken Otome Function Pointer," he continued sarcastically, "You wouldn't have gotten us into the depths of fresh tuna filesystem but not a fish. Nipaaaa!" The splendid Dumbledores of yore, how he wished Harambe was such a fetid bloated browser with googly eyes.

/lounge/

nice fanfic

Old meme v good

>>2
go fuck your're are self, anus

I read this and I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

>>6
Something to do with bloated browsers

>>6
https://pastebin.com/vMqhEgCA

>>6
It's a /prog/ fanfic

What does this have to do with Higurashi?

>>10
It says "Nipaaaa" and that must be all it takes.

PLEASE ^PLEASE _PLEASE DON'T STOP POSTING!

>>1
Whats the script to generate this?
I assume the source is anime fanfics+ some tech webpages?

>>13
It's handmade

>>14
Looks like some mutated markov chain with slight manual editing.

>>15
No my friend
It's handmade

Today I wrote a bash script..
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>>13-16
It's mostly >>8 with the other /prog/ fanfics thrown in, and a tiny bit of /jp/. Order-3 Markov model.

>>6
Basically, haruhi burned herself on a coffee, as observed by the CEO of newegg.
she was using the Maybe type in haskell.

that has occured to me before. sometimes the Maybe type returns nothing if you define it as:
data Maybe a = Just a | Nothing
deriving (Eq, Ord)

when you return Just Nothing, you question your sanity.
What is Just Nothing? is it a justified nothing?

>What is Just Nothing
Same as a NULL pointer?

>What is Just Nothing?
A Maybe (Maybe x).

Just Dubs

At that moment the door to the room burst open and a large man in a business suit and tie walked in with a furious look on his face.

``How dare you interrupt my operation!'' he shouted in a salesman-like voice. ``Allow me to introduce myself. I am Oyashiro-sama, CEO of Enterprise Corporation, where we leverage core skillsets and world-class team synergy through the collection of power of existence to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.''

``Enough with that bullshite!'' Shana shouted as she withdrew her sword and made an attempt at stabbing the man.

``Not so fast, little girl,'' he calmly responded as he caught the sword with his bear hands. ``You shouldn't be playing with weapons at your age.''