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How to hax anus

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-20 18:24

I really don't know

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-05 10:36

First you need some penetration testing hardware, preferably rubber-based.
Second, you have to learn basic opsec described in the following wiki articles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_masturbation#Safety
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex#Health_risks

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-08 9:21

>>1

Call them for them...they have a cure for your anus sickness shit-posting problem! : http://www.portea.com/our-services/physiotherapy

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-09 4:07

https://ptpb.pw/6QRi.png
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-09 7:28

>>4
virus, don't click

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-09 14:14

>>5

Yes, and it is an dancing virus!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-10 5:39

The typed λ-calculus arises canonically as the term language for a logic called natural deduction, using the Curry-Howard isomorphism: the pervasive connection between logic and programming languages asserting that propositions are types and proofs are programs. Indeed, for many people, the λ-calculus is the living embodiment of Curry-Howard.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-10 6:00

>>7
hurry, coward! hax my anus!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-10 6:08

>>8
consider it done

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 1:56

OP.setAnus("haxed");

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 15:02

Master Foo once said to a visiting programmer: “There is more Unix-nature in one line of shell script than there is in ten thousand lines of C.”

The programmer, who was very proud of his mastery of C, said: “How can this be? C is the language in which the very kernel of Unix is implemented!”

Master Foo replied: “That is so. Nevertheless, there is more Unix-nature in one line of shell script than there is in ten thousand lines of C.”

The programmer grew distressed. “But through the C language we experience the enlightenment of the Patriarch Ritchie! We become as one with the operating system and the machine, reaping matchless performance!”

Master Foo replied: “All that you say is true. But there is still more Unix-nature in one line of shell script than there is in ten thousand lines of C.”

The programmer scoffed at Master Foo and rose to depart. But Master Foo nodded to his student Nubi, who wrote a line of shell script on a nearby whiteboard, and said: “Master programmer, consider this pipeline. Implemented in pure C, would it not span ten thousand lines?”

The programmer muttered through his beard, contemplating what Nubi had written. Finally he agreed that it was so.

“And how many hours would you require to implement and debug that C program?” asked Nubi.

“Many,” admitted the visiting programmer. “But only a fool would spend the time to do that when so many more worthy tasks await him.”

“And who better understands the Unix-nature?” Master Foo asked. “Is it he who writes the ten thousand lines, or he who, perceiving the emptiness of the task, gains merit by not coding?”

Upon hearing this, the programmer was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 4:00

Master Foo once said to a visiting programmer: “There is more Unix-nature in one line of JavaScript than there is in ten thousand lines of C.”

The programmer, who was very proud of his mastery of C, said: “How can this be? C is the language in which the very kernel of Unix is implemented!”

Master Foo replied: “That is so. Nevertheless, there is more Unix-nature in one line of JavaScript than there is in ten thousand lines of C.”

The programmer grew distressed. “But through the C language we experience the enlightenment of the Patriarch Ritchie! We become as one with the operating system and the machine, reaping matchless performance!”

Master Foo replied: “All that you say is true. But there is still more Unix-nature in one line of JavaScript than there is in ten thousand lines of C.”

The programmer scoffed at Master Foo and rose to depart. But Master Foo nodded to his student Nubi, who wrote a line of JavaScript on a nearby whiteboard, and said: “Master programmer, consider this object. Implemented in pure C, would it not span ten thousand lines?”

The programmer muttered through his beard, contemplating what Nubi had written. Finally he agreed that it was so.

“And how many hours would you require to implement and debug that C program?” asked Nubi.

“Many,” admitted the visiting programmer. “But only a fool would spend the time to do that when so many more worthy tasks await him.”

“And who better understands the Unix-nature?” Master Foo asked. “Is it he who writes the ten thousand lines, or he who, perceiving the emptiness of the task, gains merit by not coding?”

Upon hearing this, the programmer was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 6:25

>>12
that's a good bait, almost made me angry

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 9:36

>>13
The Tao gave birth to machine language. Machine language gave birth to the assembler.

The assembler gave birth to the compiler. Now there are ten thousand languages.

Each language has its purpose, however humble. Each language expresses the Yin and Yang of software. Each language has its place within the Tao.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 9:40

>>13
Shitty scheme dialect being better than C?
I'd be angry too

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 9:51

>>15
calling javashit better than c is an insult to c. calling javashit a scheme dialect is an insult to scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 10:10

>>16
Scheme is just a cut down Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 10:11

>>17
your're are mom is just a cut down lisp

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 11:06

>>18
Uncomfortable truth:
Scheme started in the 1970s as an attempt to understand Carl Hewitt's Actor model, for which purpose Steele and Sussman wrote a "tiny Lisp interpreter" using Maclisp and then "added mechanisms for creating actors and sending messages."[8] Scheme was originally called "Schemer", in the tradition of other Lisp-derived languages like Planner or Conniver. The current name resulted from the authors' use of the ITS operating system, which limited filenames to two components of at most six characters each. Currently, "Schemer" is commonly used to refer to a Scheme programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 11:13

>>19
I don't see what it proves. yes, scheme is a minimalist by design dialect of lisp. it's not a 'cut down Lisp' because it was not made by cutting things from other languages (i.e. it's not a poor man's Common Lisp)

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 13:34

>>20
Google the definition of "minimalist"

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 13:35

>>21
google the definition of "dubs"

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 13:36

In a speech at the 2002 International Lisp Conference, Richard Stallman indicated that minimalism was a concern in his development of GNU and Emacs, based on his experiences with Lisp and system specifications of low-end minicomputers at the time.[3]
https://www.gnu.org/gnu/rms-lisp.html

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 14:55

>>19
That doesn't make me uncomfortable at all.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 19:25

>>22
dub /dəb/
verb
3rd person present: dubs
     1. give an unofficial name or nickname to (someone or something).
        "the media dubbed anorexia “the slimming disease.”"
        synonyms: nickname, call, name, label, christen, term, tag, entitle, style

     2. dress (an artificial fishing fly) with strands of fur or wool or with other material.

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