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Wow

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-11 17:20

I didn’t know /prog/ still existed. I used to post on world4ch back in the day (starting around 2005).

How is everyone doing? Is it still the same group of shitposters, or are you new?

If you were here from back in the day, just know that world4ch got me into programming, despite all the shitposting. Now I’m a software developer. Not that anyone cares.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-11 17:23

Well, now that I think about it, maybe it was 2006-2007. The first board I went to was /o/, then /g/. Then /prog and /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-11 17:46

>>1

Some old faces, some new. Please do stick around and tell your friends about us!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-11 19:47

I'm new :)

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-11 20:16

>>1
I'm here, also used to poast back on w4c. It's a trainwreck now and only nostlagia keeps me here. The old /prague/ also got me into programming, first with HTDP and later SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-11 20:21

Been here since 2010

Fuck programming

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-11 21:17

>>1
Nice blog.
I'm from old /prague/ too

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-11 21:27

>>5

poast

Is that you, RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-11 22:59

>>8
It is I, RedCream. The prodigal son returneth.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-11 23:19

>>9
peahippo?

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 6:23

check my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 7:22

>>8
I wish.

Where have all the people gone? Are they dead? Do they write java?

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 7:33

>>12
current /prague/ celebrities are Cudder, Nikita, FrozenAnus, Mentifex and mental-midget-kun. most of them were there on progrider, a few were on w4c.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 7:40

>>13
What about Koen The Carpenter?

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 7:52

>>14
you mena Xarn? I'm pretty sure he hasn't posted on this board, his's is to busy being a commie carpenter

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 9:09

Xarn has commited suicide after Erika dumped him for Christopher. He has been buried in a self-made coffin in a cemetery in Brussels, Belgium.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 9:28

>>16
his real name was Nikita Sadkov

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 10:40

>>17
Does stapling together two dead memes make an \nondead meme? No. No I don't think.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 11:13

>>18
I'm not sure what is an ``
ondead meme''.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 11:21

undead memes are rising from their graves. all our base are belong to them

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 11:22

>>18
your're are right about one thing, anus: you don't think.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 12:10

check dubs

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 13:04

>>22
no thanks

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 13:19

>>23
your're are an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 13:32

Haha, how are you doing, fellow \prog\riders? Hax my anus, amirite? It is a good meme!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 13:35

>>25
the anus sure is mad today! thanks for all the anus gold, anus!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 14:04

>>26
Nice memepoasting, anus-kun{! i}
I love your poast! I read it 5 times! Keep poasting!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 15:01

>>27
nice non-bbcode fail, captain autismo

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 20:48

>>28
thanxs, anus boy. are you butthurt today? like any other day? reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sicp sicp suss man unscientific
fuck off back to polecat kebabs

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 10:55

Is OP-kun gone already after seeing what this place has become? Or will he join us in the pool of piss?

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 11:03

>>30
IIRC old /prog/ wasn't much better.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 12:17

>>31
The raging autism was more diluted and we had actual programming threads. There is literally zero of those on the front page right now.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 12:42

>>32
program those dubs

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 12:52

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 16:03

>>32
Nope. There wasn't any moderation before about 2008-2009 and /prog/ was 90% autistic memes with 10% serious posts.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 17:35

>>34
GC
It's shit.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 19:54

>>35
well it is 100% autisticc poasting now

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 0:14

>>13
>current /prague/ celebrities are Cudder, Nikita, FrozenAnus, Mentifex and mental-midget-kun. most of them were there on progrider, a few were on w4c.
You know, anus-baka, every single one of them posted in w4c. Or do you really believe some random guys found the w4c progrider spinoff by trying random urls?

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 2:20

>>38
Or do you really believe some random guys found the w4c progrider spinoff by trying random urls?
Or they could have found it by using google
the site's the first thing that comes up when you search for stuff like: prog bbs, sicp snake, world4ch, cloveros, and "nikita sadkov" hamster

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 10:51

yeah i google ``"HAX MY ANUS" site:*chan*'' daily to discover autismic communities

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 14:21

I found this place by googling it because someone described it as a programming board more culturally related to /jp/ than /g/. I visited "4chans textboards" as I knew them a few times before but never hung around a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 15:25

OP here, this is worse than I expected. Bad links being posted and the site needs better moderation.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 17:27

>>39
You can't google that if you weren't in w4c in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 17:47

>>43
all of those terms are known even if you weren't there, tho

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 20:51

I ended up here ten minutes ago and I already forgot how

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 0:55

>>45
congrats

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 8:49

>>1
I didn’t know /____/ still existed.
It does not.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 8:50

>>47
maybe your're are mom doesn't exist, anus, but /prague/ is still here

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 9:24

>>48
It is, for all intensive purposes, dead. The current /proggles/ is not comparable to what has been.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 9:39

>>49

Compare my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 11:13

>>50
Gladly. To what?

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 11:16

>>51
to your're are mom

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 11:26

my'm mom is more dead than haskell the dead dog

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 11:32

>>53
my'm am anus is not

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 11:55

check my'm am dubs

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 16:27

>>53
did you mean: HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 15:42

>>1
progriders.COM will start later this year with a totally new shitty and outdate software, if all works ok :)

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 16:47

>>57
shiichan?

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 16:55

>>58
No, something i started writing this year.

This was the original announcement, L0L😁
https://archive.tinychan.org/read/prog/1301025211

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 17:07

The text board community is too fragmented as it is. Do we really need yet another site? There are currently like a dozen text boards with maybe a dozen regular posters. This will just further divide everyone.

And let’s not forget the fact that many of these sites come and go very quickly. And many fail to properly filter spam or moderate bad posts.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 17:15

>fail to properly filter spam or moderate bad posts.

I am thinking on experimenting with some machine learning here. That should be fun! The machine does not even need to know anything about the user, just flag some posts.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 17:25

>>59
this is a stupid idea and i won't support it

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 17:27

>>62
you're a nobody 😁😁😁

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 18:01

>>63
I am one of the 5 people who post here, who the fuck are you?

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 18:41

>>64
one of the other 5 people who post here

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 19:09

>>61
you can integrate spamassassin with your BBS software for good enough performance

spamassassin does naive Bayes classification which can learn from posts that were deleted by a the moderator

the nature of naive Bayes would make it extremely good at filtering repetitive shitposts—dubs checks, hax my anus, Mentifex, etc. of course it can't capture high level natural language semantics. for that you'd need some monstrous 20 GB neural net running on $10k worth of nvidia cards just to filter out Nikita Sadkov rants on your nonprofit BBS.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 19:59

>>66
Bayes classification? spamassassin? What year is it?

Use a TensorFlow neural network in AWS. It's $CURRENT_YEAR. Get with the times, gramps.
https://aws.amazon.com/tensorflow/

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 20:13

>>67
yeah I know what tensorflow is faggot. I use it at work daily. you use the right tool for the job. for a BBS that you're not making money from, you use the cheap stuff. spamassassin takes almost no memory and can run on a free t2.micro instance.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 22:52

>>67
Why would I need that when I have my own SageMaker?

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 6:24

>>66
but anus haxing, dubs checks and other repetitive memes are essentail to /prog culture!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 7:31

Group poasts by IP addresses or whatever. To determine whether a new poast is spam, calculate entropy of it, along with the five poasts, based on the number of distinct words and/of distinct letters.

Also ban poasts matching ``/^.*dubs?.*$/i''.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 7:41

>>71
your're are an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 7:58

ALSO BAN people who italicize their punctuation.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 7:59

>>73
see >>72!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 8:14

/^.*d.+u.+b.+s?.*$/i

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 9:27

they are upon us

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 9:28

dubs are upon us

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 10:12

>>77
that's what i meant, you hamsterkiller

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 10:48

>>78
my'm am not nikita, don't insult me like that!

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