Should I become black?

Should I have a surgery to become a black guy? I mean black people are way cooler and funnier, also they are kind of "Like a Boss" people. not like the white virgin shy small benises, always tired piece of crap.

I mean if Michael Jackson had a surgery to have a smaller nose/dick and white skin. I think I can have a surgery for the opposite result.

just inject steroids it will have the same effect

procedural programming makes you a tight-arsed honky motherfucker

Predicate programming however gives you a big and fluffy anus.

Michael Jackson had genetic disorder, dolt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_and_appearance_of_Michael_Jackson