/prog/ - Best hacking pet

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 6:26

RMS likes parrots.
Many hackers own cats.
A pet cactus a great low-maintenance alternative.
What pets do you recommend to maximize elite hacking potential?

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 6:30

A Data Dog, trained to attack and hack computers.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 6:49

>>1

cactus

FUCK OFF

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 6:54

Nikita prefers hamsters.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 12:20

>>1
I'd say fish. They are silent but they move and have nice colors. They're like moving flowers so it's relaxing to have them around.

>>3
Can you try to be a little less an anus and just ignore threads where you have nothing to contribute instead of harassing and insulting other posters like a raging toddler?

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 13:12

>>5

ignore threads where you have nothing to contribute

Then /prog/ is dead. Zero poastings.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 14:19

Dead noseless dogs are excellent for haskell programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 14:34

Anime pillows, to hug after a whole day of hacking without any human interaction. They are also low maintenance and end getting your own smell.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 16:20

who wants to fit in with people who call themselves "hackers"

fuck cats and fuck dogs

disgusting, parasite ridden beasts

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 19:38

>>9

who wants to fit in with people who call themselves "hackers"

Paul Graham

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 19:51

>>10
kickstart my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-02 4:02

I have a pet Dracaena.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-02 23:38

real hackers have tulpas

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-07 16:07

GAY LISPING FROGS

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-07 19:22

I have water snails. They are really cute.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-21 9:37

Imaginary Pocket Whales

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-21 13:26

My pet aardvark is a python expert. He has worked in maine, new hampshire, new york, utah, colorado, florida, bahamas. never indented his code!

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-21 14:24

Diy electronic pet or augmented companion

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-21 14:29

>>17
you think he's tough?

Name: Steve 2018-05-21 14:50

I like pets.
Dogs. Cats. Turtles. Even flowers.
Heck I like all that is alive.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-21 19:25

>>20
Cockroaches

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-21 21:36

Hamster. It will help make your're are game.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-22 6:40

>>20
me too, Steve. unfortunately, some Russian bydlos can't be nice like us

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-22 6:51

Emotional Support Elephants

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-22 7:00

a /prog/snake is best pet!

Best hacking pet

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