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Name: Anonymous 2018-05-12 4:38

Q: Why did you reject her type?
A: Because she was not my kind.
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Name: Anonymous 2018-05-13 3:16

>>7,4
>Scientists aren't allowed to study man-made objects.
This is the science purity police, we discovered you studied a man-made object and your science license is revoked.
For reference list of forbidden pseudo sciences - studies of man-made objects:
Acoustics - requires man-made objects
Material physics - man-made materials
Chemistry - even organic, since most of these are man-made or refined substances
Physics - all of these devices are man-made
Applied Math - all of it is man-made
Biology - all these instruments and drugs are man-made
Astronomy - unless with naked eye and without using any man-made star charts
Social Sciences - all man-made books and methods
History,Paleoontology and Archaeology - obvious
Meteorology - studies man-made devices, not just observing weather. Also sattellites.
Rocket science - Rockets? Into the trash
Religion studies - All religions are man-made
Nuclear physics - nature doesn't have atoms, heretics. Dismantle your devices.
Quantum Physics - CERN is man-made, should be banned as gathering of pseuds
Marine Biology - bin that acoustic radar.
Linguistics - all languages are man-made, you can listen to birds if you want.
Gender Studies - gender is a social man-made construct
Pharmacology& medicine - drugs are man-made

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