University

university sucks, CompSci faggots shower maybe once per week and they all look like fucking WOW playing, nothing but pizza eating greaseballs with the social capabilities of a fucking rock. not only is the lecture hall filled with the stench of permavirgins wearing unwashed and sweaty WW1 replica trenchcoats that they have seen in some random fucking anime that makes them think they are so fucking 'cool' and 'badass' despite the fact that they are mostly obese and couldnt run a mile if their life depended on it, on top of that they have the nasty habit of arguing over the nerdiest most trivial bullshit imaginable. imagine being so retarded that you are going to argue, for hours and hours on end, with someone on the internet that you have never even seen before about the most trivial and miniscule differences between two programing languages or some other trash.

not all hope is lost though, knowing that 40% of them will flunk straight of the bat makes me sleep like a fucking baby.

>>40
But the non-crypto parts of infosec are trash.

>>41
If you say so.

Equifax was hacked because they didn't install a software update that fixed a known security issue.

Hacking doesn't have to be complicated. A lot of it is less about FUQIN ABSTRACT BULLSHITE and more about real-world stuff, like asset management, phishing, updates, CVEs, lack of proper input validation, etc.

There's some cool shit every now and then, but most of the time you don't NEED cool shit. Take the path of least resistance. There's no need to reinvent the wheel or try to find some 0-day when there are plenty of well-known security issues that are still around.

>>42
cans left in dumpsters that can be redeemed for a $0.05 each is also low hanging fruit

why don't you go around collecting cans from dumpsters and alleys

why work 8+ hours a day and own a house when there are perfectly good park benches left uninhabited

take the path of least resistance

>>43

you really don't know anything about infosec

>>42

Hacking doesn't have to be complicated. A lot of it is less about FUQIN ABSTRACT BULLSHITE and more about real-world stuff, like asset management, phishing, updates, CVEs, lack of proper input validation, etc.

You don't need a degree for that.

I just wish that the 'well-adjusted' people would be able to program fizzbuzz. They're fucking useless and just recite things they were told. Smelly autistic losers > braindead monkeys. Also learn your're are maths

>be me
>first day of first grade
>don't really know anybody
>see some girl that looks really cute
>I start walking over
>random kid walks up
>says, yo that's my girlfriend
>girl in back starts laughing
>so many emotions come forth
>decide the only logical thing to do is punch the fucker in jaw
>Yell GET WRECKED FAGGOTS
>nurse runs up says "what have you done?"
>turns out I broke the fuckers jaw
>never allowed to teach at that school again

>>47
>girl proceeds to pegging you while she sucks the boy's is cock and forcing you to lick his seamen.

Another reason why university is terrible are because female lecturers didn't know how to educate students well unlike this type which can only happen in imagination! 😞 http://www.hentaisexmanga.com/galleries/breaking-in-tim

Another reason why university is terrible are because female lecturers didn't know how to educate students well unlike this type which can only happen in imagination! 😞 http://www.hentaisexmanga.com/galleries/breaking-in-tim