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University

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-29 19:40

university sucks, CompSci faggots shower maybe once per week and they all look like fucking WOW playing, nothing but pizza eating greaseballs with the social capabilities of a fucking rock. not only is the lecture hall filled with the stench of permavirgins wearing unwashed and sweaty WW1 replica trenchcoats that they have seen in some random fucking anime that makes them think they are so fucking 'cool' and 'badass' despite the fact that they are mostly obese and couldnt run a mile if their life depended on it, on top of that they have the nasty habit of arguing over the nerdiest most trivial bullshit imaginable. imagine being so retarded that you are going to argue, for hours and hours on end, with someone on the internet that you have never even seen before about the most trivial and miniscule differences between two programing languages or some other trash.

not all hope is lost though, knowing that 40% of them will flunk straight of the bat makes me sleep like a fucking baby.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-29 20:51

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-29 21:41

OP, what university are you going to? Because at my university, there's a mix of the unwashed CS stereotype, along with the new-age hipster devs who ``aren't like the other CS majors.''

The ``everybody should code'' initiative has brought in a lot more socially well-adjusted people. Do people even still play WoW? I feel like your CS stereotypes are based in the mid 2000s, not 2018.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-29 23:46

False, 95% of the people in my class never heard of the word "gnu" before. They are not autistic, they drink at bars, they have girlfriends (some of which also go to the same class) and they are social.
I am not one of them thankfully.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-29 23:46

And I don't play wow, I play nethack instead.
They haven't even read their SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 1:01

>>5
It's weird, because they're more well-adjusted, but at the same time, most of them aren't really tech-savvy at all. Like, they talk about computer science and programming, but many of them don't do anything computer-related aside from opening an IDE and making some ``progressive web app'' and talking about the political aspects of coding (as opposed to technical stuff).

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 3:45

>>4
;w;

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 4:49

>>6
That's a shitty boomer game.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 4:51

Healthy young child goes to CS, gets pumped with massive shot of python, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 6:22

>>5
good taste in vidya confirmed

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 7:21

dwarf fortress > nethack

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 7:26

>>11
I like both but it's a bit of an apple to oranges comparison. NetHack is an oldschool dungeon-crawling puzzle-solving item-idnetifying roguelike. Dwarf Fortress is a newschool world-simulation roguelike, like perpetually unfinished ADOM2/JADE or similarly unfinished Ultima Ratio Regum

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 8:44

>>12 Nope.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Adventurer_mode

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 9:02

>>13
so? adventurer mode is a pure sandbox without predefined goals or puzzles that still happens within a simulated world you create when starting the game. it's basically a way of interacting with that world (with its lands, civilizations, legendary beasts, biomes, all that shit) from the perspective of an individual as opposed to a city. NetHack is about descending into a randomized dungeon, solving puzzles, killing a fuckton of enemies and getting the fucking amulet to the fucking astral plane. it's mainly a dungeon crawler, while DF is mostly a world simulator.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 9:07

>>14
https://dis.tinychan.org/read/anarchy/1527670860

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 9:13

>>15
anus, I'm not interested in arguing which is better. I'm just saying is that their're are different because of when they were created.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 9:19

The 'anus' meme is too homoerotic. Calling each other anuses..can't you guys invent something less gay?

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 9:20

>>17
your're are an anus

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 14:18

>>17
Invent my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 16:20

>>3
People still play WoW, the subs are actually on a significant upward trend. I hold about ten grand worth of Activision-Blizzard stock.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 16:32

>>11
moria > angband > df

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 17:17

>>20
And by "stock" do you mean WoW gold?

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 18:58

>>22

No. ATVI.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 19:08

>>23
so you're pretending to be an investor by buying fucking video game stock lmao typical /prog/ neckbeard

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 19:49

>>24

It's gone 7x in 7 years suck a nut you NEET I'm saving for retirement.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-30 20:28

>>25
I'm a developer with an index fund. I don't need to ``invest'' in video games lmao

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-31 7:04

>>1

University is the biggest scam syndicate exist to con dopey public for their money in the name of secure their career interest!

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-31 15:47

>>27
It's weird that democrats pretend to be the party of the people but they made fun of republican "economic anxiety."

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-31 17:27

>>27
A lot of countries have free universities.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-31 17:56

>>28
it's always nice to see how the bipartisan system fries the hapless americans' brains.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-31 18:47

>>29
not free as in freedums

free as in high taxes

taxation is theft

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 4:23

On the topic of university, I don't get gen eds and random course requirements for a degree.

Why do I need to take so many math classes for CS? Why do I need to take foreign language? Why do I need to take humanities and fine arts? I just want to program. CS classes all day erryday. But they make me learn so much irrelevant stuff too. ``Well-rounded education'' my ass. It's just filler.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 9:49

>>32
They're trying to make you a presentable and educated human being. This is your probably only chance to broaden your horizons beyond your angsty teenage worldview. Enjoy the experience and be grateful. The rest of your life you absolutely will get your wish of being an autistic code slave 24/7/365.

Why do I need to take so many math classes for CS?
If you wanted to go to a DeVry tier game dev tech school, you should have gone there instead of university.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 11:09

>>33
My dude, it's not either CS with lots of math or ``game dev'' bullshit.

Some people want to focus on subfields like infosec. Why do I need to know differential equations and integrals for infosec?

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 11:47

>>34
Why do you want to remain ignorant?

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 12:15

>>35
Time is a zero-sum game. The more time you spend learning math, the less time you have for learning other things. There are only 24 hours in a day.

Yeah, wouldn't it be nice to learn math, and biology, and chemistry, and information security, and AI, and political science, and theater and dance, and philosophy, and history, and physics, and English literature, and foreign languages, and engineering, and music theory, and...

But wait, there's not enough time to learn everything. Life is actually pretty short.

Specialization is important, but you can't be a specialist when you're bogged down learning irrelevant things.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 15:42

>>36
Not saying you have to learn all the esoteric crazy math, but calculus really ought to be high school level curriculum.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 16:59

>>37

It is. Well, at least simple stuff. Not multivariable shit though.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 21:01

>>32
Why do I need to take so many math classes for CS?
Because CS is maths

Why do I need to take foreign language? Why do I need to take humanities and fine arts?
You don't, gened is not a thing in unis in civilised countries.

I just want to program
Uni is not for you then, you don't need to go to uni to program.

>>34
Some people want to focus on subfields like infosec
Cryptography is just maths.

>>37
Limits, sure. Calculus? Not really.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 21:54

>>39
Infosec is more than crypto. If you think they're the same, I don't think you know much about infosec.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 23:21

>>40
But the non-crypto parts of infosec are trash.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-02 3:33

>>41
If you say so.

Equifax was hacked because they didn't install a software update that fixed a known security issue.

Hacking doesn't have to be complicated. A lot of it is less about FUQIN ABSTRACT BULLSHITE and more about real-world stuff, like asset management, phishing, updates, CVEs, lack of proper input validation, etc.

There's some cool shit every now and then, but most of the time you don't NEED cool shit. Take the path of least resistance. There's no need to reinvent the wheel or try to find some 0-day when there are plenty of well-known security issues that are still around.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-02 6:55

>>42
cans left in dumpsters that can be redeemed for a $0.05 each is also low hanging fruit

why don't you go around collecting cans from dumpsters and alleys

why work 8+ hours a day and own a house when there are perfectly good park benches left uninhabited

take the path of least resistance

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-02 15:06

>>43

you really don't know anything about infosec

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-02 16:31

>>42
Hacking doesn't have to be complicated. A lot of it is less about FUQIN ABSTRACT BULLSHITE and more about real-world stuff, like asset management, phishing, updates, CVEs, lack of proper input validation, etc.
You don't need a degree for that.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-02 21:57

I just wish that the 'well-adjusted' people would be able to program fizzbuzz. They're fucking useless and just recite things they were told. Smelly autistic losers > braindead monkeys. Also learn your're are maths

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-03 3:29

>be me
>first day of first grade
>don't really know anybody
>see some girl that looks really cute
>I start walking over
>random kid walks up
>says, yo that's my girlfriend
>girl in back starts laughing
>so many emotions come forth
>decide the only logical thing to do is punch the fucker in jaw
>Yell GET WRECKED FAGGOTS
>nurse runs up says "what have you done?"
>turns out I broke the fuckers jaw
>never allowed to teach at that school again

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-03 5:18

>>47
>girl proceeds to pegging you while she sucks the boy's is cock and forcing you to lick his seamen.

Name: Anonymous 2022-06-25 14:43

Another reason why university is terrible are because female lecturers didn't know how to educate students well unlike this type which can only happen in imagination! 😞 http://www.hentaisexmanga.com/galleries/breaking-in-tim

Name: Anonymous 2022-06-25 14:43

Another reason why university is terrible are because female lecturers didn't know how to educate students well unlike this type which can only happen in imagination! 😞 http://www.hentaisexmanga.com/galleries/breaking-in-tim
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