It's $CURRENT_YEAR. No one is a programmer anymore, gramps. We're devops evangelists, infosec rockstars, cloud engineers, empowered women in tech, social media gurus, and full stack developers. Programmer? Oh, please. Programmers are dinosaurs.
Fortran, COBOL, C++, Java... that's for boomers. You know what's modern? JavaScript everywhere. Node and Express: JS on the backend. MongoDB: What if JSON was a database? Angular and React for frontend. jQuery and Bootstrap for responsive design.
But wait! You might be wondering... what about apps? You can wrap your web app in a pseudo-browser and call it native.
JavaScript is all you need. I am a JavaScript developer. I code (NOT program) on my MacBook in Starbucks. I have thousands of Instagram and Twitter followers. I correct pronouns on GitHub. I am a prominent social justice advocate. I have a healthy social life and meet new guys on Grindr every week.
You are being replaced, neckbeards. The culture of "programming" is over.
Mentifex is a gem and then only reason why I visit this place.
U can never tell if it is Mentifex or not; there is no Stingray to identify the aforesaid for you. Therefore it is fun and amenable to bloviate onto /pro/ as if one actually were Mentipoo. In the brotherhood of brogrammers, the lifetime luzer M-f-x commiserates and shares your existential pain, 'cuz we never really get ahead of the game, we only leanr how to play it better. As for M-f-x Ipse (Latin for "himself", often used in the manner of British butlers who say "His Nibs") he himself lives a life of layered endeavors or strata: survival on the bottom; currently IN/not in dietary training; financial acquisitiveness; cherchez la femme; AI project at apex or summit of existential montage. So take heart, any brogrammer depressed or despondent -- we are all in the same Chironic boat.
I'm going to accept this proposal, but I think I'll need a lot more time to prepare for stream/video on it.
I am far from being an expert on AI topic, but I do have colleagues I can discuss this with. We're going to see where it all goes smile You're up for some disappointment, Mentishit.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as /prog, is in fact, Tinychan/prog, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Tinychan plus /prog. /prog is not an imageboard unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning imageboard system made useful by the Tinychan corelibs, physical hardware, and vital system components comprising a full imageboard as defined by
It's $CURRENT_YEAR. No one is a developer anymore, gramps. We're haskell evangelists, clojure rockstars, scheme engineers, empowered lispers in tech, functional programming gurus, and full erlang programmers. Developer? Oh, please. Developers are dinosaurs.
Angular, Electron, Node, Javascript... that's for millenials. You know what's modern? Functional programming everywhere.
FP is all you need. I am a functional programmer. I program (NOT code) on my Thinkpad in my mom's basement. I have thousands of Instagram and Twitter sockpuppets. I intentionally mistake pronouns on GitHub. I am a prominent neckbeard advocate. I do not have a healthy social life and meet new girls on Tinder every week.
You are being replaced, SJWs. The culture of "coding" is over.