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The C++ Virgin vs Python Chad

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-10 14:08

C++ Virgin:
Code looks like unholy mix of Perl and Java
OOP destroys imperative performance advertised by its C-likeness
Abstraction layer creep adds superfluous overhead
Type system designed to drive people insane to limit its use
Compilation speed measured in minutes or even hours
Leaking abstractions everywhere
Multiple security vulnerabilities per month
Metaprogramming consists of Lovecraftian horrors of templates and macros, often mixed together


Python Chad:
Elegant, clean code enforced by indentation system
All hot machine learning tech depends on it
Doesn't need to wait to compile
Python scripts power the world
..including C++ build processes
Popular in academia and education
Dozens of web frameworks powered by Python
Software developers don't need to learn arcane template rules
Metaprogramming is easy and fun

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-10 16:22

>>1
C++ looks like Java? Java is based on C++, you mongoloid. IHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-11 6:01

man, I wish metaprogramming in FIOC was as fun as it first seems. Hy saves the day in this regard though

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-11 6:46

redpill me on metaprogramming

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-11 6:57

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-11 12:05

>>5
He said redpill not woke.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-11 18:15

>>4
It allows writing stuff that expands to more stuff, instead of writing more stuff manually. Now add another layer: stuff that expands to more stuff and that expands to even more stuff.
Metaprogramming minimizes the "stuff" you need to write, by adding more abstract layers.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-12 2:26

>>7
programs that program programs? is that right?

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-12 5:13

yo dawg I heard you like programs so I wrote a program that write programs so you can program the program

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-12 5:38

only mental midgets argue about languages. they are just tools, not a religion.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-12 6:14

>>10
mental midgest don't realize that they should check my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-18 13:48

the virgin functional programmer vs. the chad enterprise java developer

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-18 13:58

>>12
The Virgin Enterprise Developer vs Chad, Senior Software Architect

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-18 14:05

the virgin developer who actually does work vs the chad diversity officer who gets paid 6 figures to complain about social justice

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-18 14:19

python code is so reliant on imports that trump wants to impose tariffs on it

Name: Anonymouse 2018-11-15 15:34

Abstraction layer creep adds superfluous overhead
aah yes python is lightning fast, it's considered so slow even for a scripting language like python.

Elegant, clean code enforced by indentation system
indentation is the most autistic thing ever invented

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 20:43

>>15
underrated post

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 21:38

>>15
Fuck this is hilarious

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 21:53

>> 15
vip quality

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 9:48

>>15
kek

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 4:05

>>16
flip off redcream

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 8:37

>>21
RedCREAM is DEAD and we killed him collectively.

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 19:54

Metaprogramming is easy and fun
maybe if it was more functional.

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