you can fuck over 90% of ppl by looking in their browser saved passwords

guaranteed a lot of people are logged into Chrome / Firefox sync on at least one device that doesn't have a password on wake

basically you just need to be in their house once while they're sleeping and you're gucci

Like srsly!

I go in the bathroom feeling a tingle in my bum (no homo) to sit on the toilet just to bust my ass trying to drop a deuce. I'll clench all my ass muscles so hard trying to force this little bugger out but he never wants to go easily. I have to pretty much strain myself to get it out and it takes like 5 minutes just to drop a nugget the size of a large marble. Yet I can throwdown a footlong log in seconds! Why is this?