you can fuck over 90% of ppl by looking in their browser saved passwords

guaranteed a lot of people are logged into Chrome / Firefox sync on at least one device that doesn't have a password on wake

basically you just need to be in their house once while they're sleeping and you're gucci

Like srsly!

I go in the bathroom feeling a tingle in my bum (no homo) to sit on the toilet just to bust my ass trying to drop a deuce. I'll clench all my ass muscles so hard trying to force this little bugger out but he never wants to go easily. I have to pretty much strain myself to get it out and it takes like 5 minutes just to drop a nugget the size of a large marble. Yet I can throwdown a footlong log in seconds! Why is this?

>>2
eat more 🥦🥒🥗 and you’ll be able to drop some big boi logs

whenever I drop a big one before I flush I just pause to admire it thinking to myself, This is how big of a cock I can take

Why would I want to be some dead wap?

>>4
I would like to be dead tbh

not using a password manager
not auto-signing out
not having your browser clear history on exit (but you keep bookmarks)
not having multi-factor authentication
not locking your computer when you leave it unattended
in the year of our lord twenty eighteen

>>6
who are you quoting?

>>7
ask your're mother

>>8
done. she doesn't know, but she said that you're are an anus.

>>11
I'm from the future and I check your're are dubs

dubs were checked

test, please ignore