I'm getting older

http://cl-cookbook.sourceforge.net/AppendixC.jpg
this image really haunts me

>>1

this image really haunts me

Relax, my child. We who come after you, are immortal.

I turned 25 recently and already feel like ending it every single day on account of how fucking old I am

>>1

Why didn't you retired to old folk home early then?

I'm turning 38 this year. I feel like death is on my door step, even though realistically I probably have at least another 25+ years, more if I'm lucky. I make $270k a year and I've avoided the management track because I'm too much of an autistic faggot. I'm so old I might as well be a boomer. I have no family of my own. I'm a loser virgin chinlet, jawlet, wristlet, dicklet. Career maxing is all I know. I have enough to retire now, but I don't know what to do with myself other than rot away in front of a computer. I've been a /prog/rider since last decade like yourself. Only the pursuit of more advanced algorithms and computing technology keeps us all going but for how long? Soon it will be over for the Sussman, then for me, then you. How to REPL life for eternity?

>>5

Only the pursuit of more advanced algorithms and computing technology keeps us all going but for how long?

Until the Wärmetod (Heat Death) of the Universe.

http://agi.topicbox.com/groups/agi

>>5
You can still start a family if you wish ...

>>5
Plenty of people would kill to be in your shoes.

When I'm your age, I"ll probably be in the same boat, except that I'll make less money.

You complain about how you look, but you at least lift weights at the gym, right? If not, make sure you have a spotter for safety though, and have proper form for squats/deadlifts/etc unless you want a one-way ticket to snap city.

>>8
He mentioned being a wristlit, so any weight lifting would be a one way pass to snap-city.

>>7,8

start a family
lift weights

That's gay shit. He should instead quit his job and use his money to fund research he's interested in.

>>10
Being a genetic dead-end considered harmful.

>>11
Why? It's completely irrational to care about being a "genetic dead end". You got meme'd on, kid.

>>5
Wired

>>12
it's literally your only job and the only reason you're on this planet.

but if you were unable to find a woman to reproduce with, it's a very good thing that you have not.