Programmer Life

Codin' up a storm, codin' codin' up a storm
Got no fucking life so I never leave my dorm
I am really mean behind my MacBook Pro screen
Never had a life, got no wife and sippin' lean

Wastin all my free time postin' on a textboard
People respond here, but in real life I'm ignored
I got no online friends, not even in discord
Wanna live better but this all I can afford

Listen to breakcore and I wish I had a whore
Wallow in self-pity, can't take this anymore
Suck at socializing so computers are nice
Apple makes good shit, only thing is the high price

Compilers and editors are tools of the trade
My competitors already have their lives made
Living with roommates but at least I'm gettin' paid
Don't bother with dates, forgot last time I got laid

Codin' up a storm, codin' codin' up a storm
Got no fucking life so I never leave my dorm
I am really mean behind my MacBook Pro screen
Never had a life, got no wife and sippin' lean

Languages and shit seem to always come and go
Merge conflicts on git, all thanks to that stupid ho
Don't like booze one bit, but it's all I seem to know
Transient faggot, always going to and fro

Smokin' fatass blunts, bad for my anxiety
All these stupid cunts why I go to therapy
Defcon hacking stunts distract me from my sadness
Got pigeonholed in tech, wish it wasn't like this

Algos and structures, this shit is so fucking cash
Argue with some nerds 'bout why you can't use plain bash
Lefist culture sucks, my colleagues are all trash
Burnout's fucking real, my whole life is gonna crash

Codin' up a storm, codin' codin' up a storm
Got no fucking life so I never leave my dorm
I am really mean behind my MacBook Pro screen
Never had a life, got no wife and sippin' lean

Sick bars bro
do you write for Drake?

>>2
Nice joke, but in all seriousness, how common is it for rappers to have writers? I thought they wrote their own lyrics.

>>1
ohhh im a c programmer and i'm okayyy,
i muck with indices and structs all day and
when it works i shout hoooraayy!
oh i'm a c programmer and i'm okay

>>4
show bobs and bagene

priggity priggity pro
griggity griggity grammer
I really want to go
go get fucking hammered

diggity diggity dee
priggity priggity pression
consuming all of me
self-pitying session

sliggity sliggity sleeping
piggity piggity pill
tired of all the weeping
really just need to chill

striggity striggity stressed
iggity iggity out
trying to do my best
really just want to shout

Listen to breakcore and I wish I had a whore

what is your're are favorite breakcore project, OP

Still hustling still stunting
Still deep in the game
Screen name: M-C-P-P hit me up on AIM

Still flossing big bossing
But I'm staying the same
Still coding strait flowing
Some say I'm insane

Some say rapping about the coding
Some seem strange
Man you don't know
Until you experience the game

It's the same as thug life
Same struggle same strife
Ain't right, been coding
Ain't slept for two nights

Up in the lab homie
Ready to start some fights
When my code don't compile
That's when I pick up the mic

Spit lyrics spit code
Invented the link node
Roll deep with my fib-heap
Extract pack kick back, relax
While I'm getting job offers over the fax

Can't match my analysis of union-find
'Cause I stay on the grind
Analyze the run-time
You'll find MC Plus+ is out of his mind

NP-complete to compete to take my seat
Can't no one do it better not now or never
Algorythms was clever but now I'm hard as ever

Harder than NP 'cause nobody hard as me
If you elite you know me
If you a noob then blow me
If you a slut then show me
Holla' at my CS homies

I get love from India
And Pakistan
I'm like cricket man,
'Cause both countries get it man

And when they blast my shit
They stop blasting shit
Bringing peace to CS all across the globe
They know my name and they know how I roll

Greedy algorithms is heuristics
It's over your head you missed it
'Cause the over-head's simplistic
The analysis: optimistic

Data structure so sick
Will leave you with disbelief
I come at you bottom-up
I come at you from underneath

Like the basement in Physics
With lyrics explicit
My code is brief
And yet complete

Completely made your
Processor overheat
Completely made your
Code obsolete

'Cause my complexity
Is NP-complete
Scheme or Lisp functionally equipped
With shit that'll make you flip your bits

Java or C/C++ it's nuts
#Define's a must
When your code's so robust

Poly-time approximations
For all you hatin'
Your runtime got you waitin'
While you cogiatin'

You honestly think that
You can simulate and model me
Follow me
Into the inner workings of a CS OG
Complex like NP
Is what you should expect to see

Yo, I call a new method
Don't sweat it, switch your styles
It's pathetic
When MCs is so deceptive

My code is known as
The most impressive
And my philosophies of coding as
The most progressive

A lot of these cats
Think they can reduce me like 3-SAT
ROFLMAO, pardon me
But I LOL at that

I'm equipped with facts
My inference engine attacks
Leave you without
A logical basis

Face it, if you're writing code man
It's probably BASIC
You couldn't write my code
Or even trace it

Lay off the technical skills
'Cause I use macros
I got Pentium chips homie
And you lack those

No tolerance for sub-optimal
Like lactose
You got your girl's box protected
But I hack those

Code so sick
Whether it's Max-Flow or matching
Abstracting
Whenever I'm not blasting

Lyrical tirades
Adding levels of abstraction
Obfuscations serve
As a distraction

Design patterns
That are fundamental
I'm increasing my skill
And it's always exponential

Yeah, MC Plus+ back in the studio
Second album
Yeah, yeah you know I'm--
You know what I'm doing

I ain't part of Wu
But call me the Method Man
I ain't kidding you
'Cause I write all kind of methods man

Procedure and function
It depends on my paradigm
Check the rhyme
And analyze my run-time

Data structures and algorithms
With the utmost importance
Complex set structures
For high performance

Articulation points
By connected components
Breath-first search
To locate my opponents

Divide and conquer
While I prune and search
Conjecture so sick
Think I'm Alonzo Church

Implementation of search
Through multi-set
You can bet I'm international
Via internet

Intersection procedures
Using sorted lists
The game needs MC Plus+
Making hits

Macbook Pro Screen

Fa66ot

>>7
I listen to Venetian Snares and Goreshit mostly, but also a lot of smaller/lesser-known bandcamp artists.

>>10
Vsnares is great, from the popular projects I also recommend Bong-Ra and all his sideprojects - that guy adds cooil breakcore shit even to his non-breakcore bands: e.g. TKDE is primarily an ambient jazz band in vein of Bohren but he manages to put breaks in this too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K00pcctFIuY