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Leah Culver

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-13 3:52

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-13 6:46

Since 2001 Leah Culver has become an CEO while /prague/ is busy with resurrecting dead memes. Good job.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-13 7:52

Right in the culver!

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-13 7:52

She is really fat now.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-13 12:18

>>2
RESSURECT MY ANUS!

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-13 13:05

>>2

CEO of what? A tech startup for an app nobody uses?

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-13 13:45

>>6
Better than a typical /proggles/ poaster busy with raging on lunix mailing lists.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-13 16:48

>>7

white knighting a fat SJW won't get you laid

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-13 17:45

>>2
What about our Leah "Cudder" Culver?

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-13 18:22

>>1

She lookin nice and thicc now

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-14 1:51

she cute

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-16 6:41

I remember her vaguely. She had an affiliation with some star ranking algorithm, what was that about?

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-17 5:37

>>12
I don't know about that, but I remember how, back in the day, she made some "company" that wanted to charge people monthly for being able to use an IRC channel. It was like Slack, but much more mediocre. Slack is basically value-added IRC. Her thing was IRC but for $$$.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-17 15:04

>>12
yes burger ratings

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-21 9:00

what exactly is her claim to fame? being both fuckable and a codemonkey? so what, stop giving her attention

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-21 12:39

>>12
http://web.archive.org/web/20070504110113/www.leahculver.com/2007/04/19/star-ratings/
Ive been awfully busy programming lately. My Django-based side project is coming along well and I hope to have it ready for use in a few weeks. Please dont ask more about it, thats really all I can say for now. Anyways, I came across an interesting little math problem today and was hoping some skilled programmers out there could come up with a more elegant solution than mine.
Problem: Star Ratings

People can rate cheeseburgers on my website with a star rating of 0-5 stars (whole stars only), 5 being mighty tasty and 0 being disgusting. I would like to show the average of everyones ratings of a particular cheeseburger to the nearest half star. I have already calculated the average rating as a float (star_sum) and the total number of people that rated the particular cheeseburger (num_raters). The result should be stored as a float in a variable named stars.

My Solution (in Python):

# round to one decimal place and
# separate into whole and fractional parts
parts = str(round(star_sum/num_raters, 1)).split('.')
whole = int(parts[0])
frac = int(parts[1])
if frac < 3:
___frac = 0
elif frac > 7:
___frac = 0
___whole += 1
else:
___frac = 5
# recombine for a star rating rounded to the half
stars = float(str(whole)+.'+str(frac))

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-21 12:41

That is what she actually programs using latest top-tier MacBook
https://github.com/leah/ShakeItOff/blob/master/ShakeItOff.playground/Contents.swift

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-21 12:42

>>17
import Foundation


// Hello!
print("Hello Wisconsin!")


// Variables
var bae = "Calvin Harris"
print("\(bae) is super cute.")
bae = "Tom Hiddleston"
print("\(bae) is much cuter.")

// Constants
let bff = "Karlie"
print("My bff \(bff) is the best.")

// Specifying a variable type
var catCount: Int = 2
print("I currently have \(catCount) cats.")


// Emoji and characters
let kitties = "🐱🐈😸😻"
print(kitties)
// 🐱🐈😸😻
let title = "🎡 Shake it off"
print("Title has \(title.characters.count) chars")
// Title has 14 chars
let 🐱 = "Meredith Gray"
// Singletons: API.☁️.GET()

// Optionals
var currentHit: String? = nil
currentHit = "Shake it off"

print("Current hit is: \(currentHit)")
// Current hit is: Optional("Shake it off")
// Forced unwrapping
print("Current hit is: \(currentHit!)")
// Current hit is: Shake it off

// Optional chaining
func playHit(currentHit: String?) {
if let hit = currentHit {
print("🎢 \(hit) 🎢")
} else {
print("No hit right now.")
}
}

playHit(currentHit: nil)
// No hit right now.
playHit(currentHit: "Shake it off")
// 🎢 Shake it off 🎢

// Optional chaining
func playHit(currentHit: String?, notes: String?) {
if let hit = currentHit, let notes = notes {
print("\(notes) \(hit) \(notes)")
}
}

playHit(currentHit: "Blank Space", notes: "🎡")
// 🎡 Blank Space 🎡
playHit(currentHit: "Bad Blood", notes: "☠️")
// ☠️ Bad Blood ☠️

// Optional chaining
func playHitLouder(currentHit: String?) {
if let loudHit = currentHit?.uppercased() {
print("πŸ”ŠπŸŽΆ \(loudHit) πŸ”ŠπŸŽΆ")
}
}

playHitLouder(currentHit: "We are never ever getting back together")
// πŸ”ŠπŸŽΆ WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER πŸ”ŠπŸŽΆ

// the _
var cat: String? = "Olivia"
if let _ = cat {
print("🐱 meow meow!")
}


// Array
let awards: [String] = [
"Academy of Country Music",
"AMA",
"Academy of Country Music",
"Grammy",
"Billboard",
"MTV",
"Grammy",
]
// ... obviously not a complete list
// Set
let exes: Set<String> = [
"Joe Jonas",
"Taylor Lautner",
"Jake Gyllenhaal",
"John Mayer",
"Harry Styles",
"Calvin Harris"
]
// ... obviously not a complete set
// Dictionary
var squadPushupGoals: [String: Int] = [
"Karlie Kloss": 17,
"Selena Gomez": 12,
"Gigi Hadid": 16,
"Lena Dunham": 25,
"Hailee Steinfeld": 20,
"Ed Sheeran": 10
]
// ... obviously not a complete dictionary

// Loops
for ex in exes {
// Lame in no particular order
print("My ex \(ex) is lame.")
}
/* My ex John Mayer is lame.
My ex Calvin Harris is lame.
My ex Joe Jonas is lame.
My ex Harry Styles is lame.
My ex Jake Gyllenhaal is lame.
My ex Taylor Lautner is lame. */

// Looping over a dictionary
for (bff, goal) in squadPushupGoals {
print("\(bff)'s pushup goal is \(goal).")
}
/* Lena Dunham's pushup goal is 25.
Ed Sheeran's pushup goal is 10.
Karlie Kloss's pushup goal is 17.
Selena Gomez's pushup goal is 12.
Gigi Hadid's pushup goal is 16.
Hailee Steinfeld's pushup goal is 20. */

// Looping over values
var total = 0
for goal in squadPushupGoals.values {
total += goal
}
print("Our squad goal is \(total) pushups.")
// Our squad goal is 100 pushups.
// isEmpty
if squadPushupGoals.isEmpty {
print("No way, my squad always has goals.")
} else {
print("Go! πŸŽ‰")
}

// Classes
class MediaItem {
var name: String

// Initializer
init(name: String) {
self.name = name
}

// Deinitializer
deinit {
print("Deinitialize!")
}
}


// Subclasses
class Song: MediaItem {
var albumName: String

init(name: String, albumName: String) {
self.albumName = albumName
super.init(name: name)
}
}

class Movie: MediaItem {
var role: String

init(name: String, role: String) {
self.role = role
super.init(name: name)
}
}

// MediaItem array
let works: [MediaItem] = [
Song(name: "Fifteen", albumName: "Fearless"),
Movie(name: "Valentine's Day", role: "Felicia"),
Song(name: "Blank Space", albumName: "1989"),
Song(name: "Shake it Off", albumName: "1989")
]
// Type checking
for work in works {
if work is Song {
print("\(work.name) is a song.")
} else if work is Movie {
print("\(work.name) is a movie.")
}
}
// Fifteen is a song.
// Valentine's Day is a movie.
// Blank Space is a song.
// Shake it Off is a song.

// Type casting
for work in works {
if let song = work as? Song {
// Blank Space is on 1989
print("\(song.name) is on \(song.albumName)")
} else if let movie = work as? Movie {
// Felicia in Valentine's Day
print("\(movie.role) in \(movie.name)")
}
}
// Fifteen is on Fearless
// Felicia in Valentine's Day
// Blank Space is on 1989
// Shake it Off is on 1989

// Enumerations
enum DanceStyle {
case ballet
case hiphop
case jazz
case cheerleader
case robot(name: String)
}


// Switch
print("My dancing is...")

var currentDancing = DanceStyle.ballet

switch currentDancing {
case DanceStyle.ballet:
print("graceful")
case DanceStyle.hiphop:
print("dope")
case DanceStyle.jazz:
print("cool")
case DanceStyle.cheerleader:
print("rah rah")
case DanceStyle.robot:
print("bleep bloop")
}
// My dancing is...
// graceful
// Switch...
// break, variables, fallthrough, default
currentDancing = DanceStyle.robot(name:"Dave")
switch currentDancing {
case DanceStyle.jazz:
print("boop boop boop.")
case DanceStyle.ballet:
break // do nothing
case DanceStyle.robot(let name):
print("Hello, \(name).")
case DanceStyle.cheerleader:
print("Won't you come over here baby, we can ")
fallthrough
default:
print("shake shake shake.")
}
// Hello, Dave.

// Guard
func beachTime(bae: String?) {
guard let bae = bae else {
print("No pics needed.")
return
}
print("Take Instagram with my bae \(bae)!")
}
beachTime(bae: nil)
// No pics needed.
beachTime(bae: "Tom")
// Take Instagram with my bae Tom!

// Error handling
enum Problem: ErrorProtocol {
case badBlood
case bulletHoles
case deepCut
}

func madLove() throws {
throw Problem.badBlood
}

do {
try madLove()
} catch Problem.badBlood {
print("We've got bad blood!")
} catch {
print("We've got a problem.")
}


// Ternary operator
let grammyCount = 29
let plural = grammyCount == 1 ? "" : "s"
print("I won \(grammyCount) Grammy\(plural)!")
// I won 29 Grammys!

// Nil coalescing operator
let defaultHairColor: String = "blond"

var dyedHairColor: String? = nil
var hairColor = dyedHairColor ?? defaultHairColor
print("My hair is currently \(hairColor).")
// My hair is currently blond.
dyedHairColor = "bleach blond"
hairColor = dyedHairColor ?? defaultHairColor
print("My hair is currently \(hairColor).")
// My hair is currently bleach blond.

// Extensions
extension Date {
// Before Taylor Swift
func isBTS() -> Bool {
let year = Calendar.current.component(.year, from: self)
return year < 1989
}
}

let now = Date()
if now.isBTS() {
print("😭")
} else {
print("πŸ˜€")
}
// πŸ˜€

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-21 13:03

>>17-18
autism

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-22 0:27

>>18
jesus fucking christ

this is what ``developers'' have been reduced to these days

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-22 22:27

I'd still shag her

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-22 22:41

>>21

gross

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-23 4:33

>>18
I need to clean my eyes out with bleach after reading that. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
this is what happens when you teach women programming

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-23 6:21

>>23
print("😭")

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-25 17:15

>>23-24
If only she replaced the emojis with "nigger", that would make it all better.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-26 23:38

Of all the /prog idols we've had over the years, I think THE GINGER is doing the best.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-27 0:19

>>26
Who?

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-27 9:04

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-27 10:04

>>28
They used to post on /prog/? Or they still do?

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-27 10:59

>>29
He has made at least one poast.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-27 11:20

>>28
he is cute. I would fuck his boipussi.

Name: Anonymous 2018-07-27 13:24

Patrick Collison

Still waiting for CROMA-LISP you Irish bastard

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-11 9:52

Still waiting for these dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-11 18:37

can you reupload that sextape with Leah?

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-11 23:25

>>26
zhivago and zid are better

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 12:01

Poast xarn and erika sex tape please, i remember that it exists

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