Secret underground programming organisation that fights aliens

This is what my dream was about.

XCOM.exe

Why you live underground like some kinda goblin?

Because we are Japanese goblin.

ICE?

>>5
No, it started with A and the name did not consist of initials.

>>6
Alright, I'll bite. What is it?

>>7
I don't remember.

I was able to pass their initial test and so I was able to join their organisation, afterwards since I realised that fighting will only get me killed I decided to try and join their research division and also become a professor that works for the interests of the organisation.

Some of the other options that I had other than being a fighter was to become a reserve (in case of an emergency or big scale invasion), a teacher (to make the next generation embrace our ideals), and at least 13 more options.

>>1
How does one fight a species with orbital bombardment capability? Can't they just drop nuke-equivalent loads on any city from orbit? It doesn't make sense, its like some Amazon tribe fighting Brazilian Airforce.

>>9
Sure you can, if you want a useless wasteland afterwards.

>>9
Uma delicia^!

A merican
L imiting
I mmigration
E nforcement
N etwork

I can't program but I'll join