Russian Programmers Part 2

Continuing the theme of ingenious Russian programmers, we have an exhibit directly on LJR:
http://lj.rossia.org/users/hex_laden/406941.html

string CheckSpecDiaps (string IP)
{
int uip = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (IP);

for (int i = 0; i <SpecList.GetLength (0); i ++)
{
int start = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (SpecList [i, 0]);
int end = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (SpecList [i, 1]);
string desr = SpecList [i, 2];

if (uip> = start && uip <= end)
{
return desr;
}
}

return string.Empty;
}[/code]


For non-programmers, I'll explain: the Russian fool takes a set of intervals a0:b0, a1:b1 ... aN:bN and stupidly checks each of them for entering the number X. Making this a stupid search is the most inefficient algorithm, although in practice In its task, there may be thousands and millions of intervals. There is a lack of knowledge of the simplest data structures (in this case a binary tree) and the basics of mathematics. Worse, the idiots boasts of his unprofessionalism and the deficiency of the solution, apparently so that the client knows what he is buying and that the server will hang during production.

Indeed, all top companies dream of recruiting Russian programmers, but they continue to patriotically plow vodka fields for copecks at their native sharaga. Although there are isolated cases of traitors, one Russian programmer himself volunteered to promote the pindos science:
https://interestingengineering.com/russian-programmer-volunteers-first-human-head-transplant-next-year

TLDR: a request under a plausible pretext to give a link to this post in any western reddit and hackernews (such as Russian Programming Genius Strikes Back). It is necessary to PR Russian "smarty".

Russian queries have full scans on columns where index would work. A normal human would just ask for an index so that db is not killed. But no - russian knows better, he just runs the query and it works so he celebrates with a bottle of vodka (that russians did not invent). Then the db chugs, but the russian did not notice that it started chugging after his query, he blames the admins and developers instead.

Russian makes his's is game but stops to kill hamster and run for the border. A normal human would just make game so that it is made. But no - russian knows better, he just goes to a hostel and snitches on a Nigerian scammer so he celebrates with shitposting on /prague/ (that russians did not invent). Then the game doesn't exist, hamster is dead and russian has no money, but the russian did not notice that it is caused by his's is actions, he blames Putin and the Linux community instead.

>>39
Other Russian programmers on inspection got American education, like Sergey Brin.

Russia has created new Chernobyl:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45433463

make your're are game

>>45

fund it

>>46
get a job

>>47
give me a work permit

>>48
find a job in a country that does not require a permit
try russia for starters

>>49
I will get life sentence in psychiatric asylum in Russia, if they don't kill me during my arrest, which is very likely.

>>49
Also, I refuse to do any good work for Russians. The only stuff I will agree doing to Russian people, is damaging Russian property and lowering Russian standards of life.

>>48
make and sell your're fucking game, dumb bydlo

>>52
fund it

To those planning on becoming mental patients in Russia, I have the following recommendations: on admission to the hospital, it is necessary to get to grips with other strong boys to keep the ward under control. If you do not want to lose health and fitness in asylum, you need to exercise regularly, and for this you need to eat well, and therefore there is a need to take away food from other patients, because the hospital's skilly is enough only to avoid hunger death, so you will want all the food you can get.

It is better to choose victims from newbies: a fresh patient arrives at the supervisory ward, awakens from the initial horse dose of haloperidol and then he must be somehow "registered" in the hut, so that he immediately gets broke and understands his place. To do this, a provocative gopnik-question is asked in the forehead, for example:

- What do you kiss: a hot iron or hairy ass?
- Fuck in the mouth or haloperidol in the ass?
- A week bound to bed or in the ass without a gel?
- Your head into shithole or a dick in your ass ass?
- Aminazine kilogram or sperm a hundred grams?

In case of an incorrect answer, the schmo is punched to the solar plexus, and then he gets lowered in the patient hierarchy to the ground, then you can easily take away food brought by his relatives, or simply bread from his hospital ration. You can also extort money from such a patient (to force him to pray to his relatives to bring some money), and money can be used to buy goods, like vodka, through hospital personnel.

It also turned out that my mother volunteered for a witness and testified against me (although I told her not to do so), and even signed that she knew that her testimony would be used against me. My mother helped prove the motive for my crime and agreed that I had actually committed it, and also testified that I had sold the device with evidences, and was guilty of other crimes that she had not even been asked about. For example, the mother reported that I provided a fake diploma in an job interview and forged a refusal to work in order to receive benefits.

Also, my mother gave me a negative description (unemployed, antisocial, mentally ill) that could be used to change the measure of restraint, as well as to choose a more severe punishment if found guilty: an unemployed sociopath will be given a longer jail time than a working family man. My beloved mother made me a dangerous recidivist, a psychopath and a swindler, who in no case should be allowed to roam freely. Later on the mother's tip, the police interrogated Gaziza. Yet my father refused to testify against me at all. What conclusions should I draw?

>>55
Why would she do that?
I suggest that you murder her.

>>54

In the women's part of the psychiatric hospital, the procedures are similar to those for men's part: smoking was limited to a few cigarettes a day, you can not drink coffee or tea, you can not walk, no book reading allowed either. Relatives can visit patients only twice a week at a special hour, and if you are not a relative, you would be denied a visit, so I had to lie that I'm relative. Smartphones and any other recording devices are strictly forbidden. You can go to the toilet only with the permission of the ward guard, toilet paper and other means of hygiene to patients not allowed, because one can easily make a knife out of a toothbrush. At night everyone should sleep, and after 8:00 to siting on the bed is forbidden - if someone wanted to sleep some more, he was helped to awake with invigorating beating. Even elderly patients were forced to stand up, even if they could hardly walk. Those who did not sleep well at night (or slept well during the day), were awarded with increased doses of antipsychotics and other drugs. In the daytime, you can only walk down the corridor or sit, if one of the few benches has free seats; those, who did not found a seat, sat on the cold floor.

Gaziza particularly remembered the case of a perfectly sane granny with sick legs, who was commited into asylum by relatives (to take possession of her commie-block apartments), fell to the floor, apparently under the influence of antipsychotics, and the nurses kicked her, demanding to stand up, after which this grandma has shitted herself, which further angered the medical staff. Surprisingly, the junior medical staff in Russian hospitals is not overly compassionate, and does not have much medical literacy. If the patient is under antipsychotics, in prostration drooling and does not understand their threats and commands, for the medical attendant it is a challenge, a provocation and an unwillingness to obey, and therefore an excuse to treat the patient with "physiotherapy." Such is the Russian service.

Finally, Gaziza's mother has arrived, she brought a bribe to the head physician and Gaziza was released without any question. The bribe was required for the discharge from psychiatric ward, because Gaziza's passport was lost in the general mess, in addition, forcibly hospitalized patients had to stay at least six months, according to some internal methodologies, most likely introduced to stimulate corruption. Release became Gaziza's best anti-depressant. As in that old parable...

>>56

I did something she hated, like desecrated the memory of my grandfather and put the family in danger.

March 23, 2017, introducing himself as a neighbor, who was flooded, the cops broke into the apartment, badly smashed my mother's leg, while I got beaten, knocked to the floor and handcuffed. Then the cops turned the apartment inside out and confiscated all the electronics, including a laptop, a usb flash drive and a smartphone. The battered mother was indignant at how they dared to touch an elderly woman - a patriot of Russia, who devoted all her life to serving Russian culture. Cops replied her with a fairly logically statement that in my person she gave birth to a scum and a traitor, to which my mother tried to offer excuses that it is not her fault, I'm insane since childhood and don't know I'm what doing, while she always insisted that I should respect Motherland.

After the search, I was taken to the interrogation at the 1st Novokuzminskaya Street, 13/8, to the Investigator of Especially Important Cases, Yulia Sergeevna Korovina, where, under pressure (if you do not confess, you will sit in the cell till the court hearing) I was forced to give evidence against myself. Also, during the interrogation, the government provided lawyer who was invited by the investigator, joked about me with the investigator as with a good acquaintance.

I was charged with Article 282 part 1 "hate speech" for the fact that in the pamphlet "Kill the Germans" by Ilya Ehrenburg, I jokingly replaced "Kill the Germans" with "Kill the Russians", speaking to the Ukrainian and Syrian peoples, to show that the Russians had become fascists by attacking Syria and Ukraine. The pamphlet remix was originally posted at the collective anonymous blog 2ch.hk/po/. After that, someone put my alteration to the site yaplakal.com, with a call to lynch me. The cops regarded this as an incitement of hatred against the group "Russians".

So posting the following text guarantees you a long jail sentence in Russia:

We realized: Russians are not human beings.
From now on, the word "Russian" is the most terrible curse for us. Henceforth, the word "Russian" discharges the rifle. We will not talk. We will not be indignant. We will kill. If you did not kill at least one Russian this day, your day is lost. If you think that your neighbor will kill a Russian for you, you do not understand the threat. If you do not kill a Russian, the Russian will kill you.
Russian will take your loved ones and torment them in his cursed "Russian World". If you can not kill a Russian with a bullet, kill a Russian with a knife. If there is a calm in your sector, if you are waiting for a battle, kill the Russian before the battle. If you leave the Russian to live, the Russian will hang a free man and rape a free woman. If you killed one Russian, kill another - there is nothing more fun for us than Russian corpses. Do not count the days.
Do not count miles. Count one thing: the Russians killed by you. Kill the Russian! - this is praying raped Ukraine. Kill the Russian! - this is the Syrian child crying to you. Kill the Russian! - this is the plea of humanity. Do not miss. Do not skip. Kill!

Fortunately, it was manageable to reach an agreement with investigator Yulia Korovina about a bribe of $5,000 so that I was released on recognizance not to leave the city of Moscow, although people persecuted under 282 usually spend their time at pretrial detention center, out of which they go immediately to prison. The paid Korovina, for example, attributed to me the presence of a minor child in dependence and gave a guarantee to the judge that I would not hide anywhere, and even returned to me my foreign passport confiscated during the search. As I understood, Korovina shared a bribe with the judge and her chief. A tooled conveyor!

On the Internet, where I was known by the nickname "Zolotse" (Goldie - from golden shower), there were also topics where Russian patriots tried to track me down for the purpose of physical punishment, but went to the wrong address. Perhaps the tenants at it had already got a molotov cocktail into the window. Although some worried that activists are too cowardly to lynch me:

What is already found:
Address of his mother: Moscow. Shushenskaya street 7 (100%), apt. 20 (?)
Registration: Serpukhov, st. Sovetskaya 144 (?), Apt. 19 (?)

As soon as the address of Zolotse is found, anyone could pay a visit
to punch him in the face. To be honest, I don't have much sympathy
for Zolotse anymore.

The essence of doxing was to simplify access to him
by "ill-wishers," if you do not understand.

Oh fuck. Well, isn't that getting old? That Ukrainian who was laughing at
200 dead passengers was also doxed. And his address and information
on his relatives. And you did not do anything to him. NOT A FUCK.
Can you cowards do anything beside shitposting on the Internet?

sent this info to 40 fourties, orthodox church neo-nazis.
nikita, shave your ass.

The hamster will be avenged.

>>60
It was avenged during my birth, because I was born brain damaged, so all I did was a result of head trauma:

My birth also echoed the spirit of the times. According to the mother's story, in the maternity home, apparently for sake of the lesson to interns, it was decided to stimulate the childbirth, and as a result of rapid birth I had a birth injury to my head (diagnosis of "post-traumatic encephalopathy"), which later expressed in a bouquet of mental diseases.

Right after delivery, my temperature rose to 40 degrees celsius and I was transferred to the intensive care unit, and given back to my mother only after a couple of weeks. In the newborn's passport, I have a diagnosis of "a syndrome of increased nervous-reflex excitability", so already since birth, I have been prescribed with Phenobarbital. All my childhood I had sleep issues (I slept too little), neuroses, dizziness, nose blood and headaches from the slightest change in the weather, which continues until the writing of the story.

At the age of 2 months, the mother, taking advantage of maternity leave, moved with me to her beloved father in Buryatia, but when I was 1 year old, the working mother, not wishing to deal with me (because she wanted a daughter), returned to Moscow, leaving me in the care of my grandparents who had just retired.

>>61

not wishing to deal with me (because she wanted a daughter)

>>62
Psychiatric asylum children were of all conditions and ages, up to 18 years. However, the most prevalent were gopnik children, who were detained for the often serious crime, and sent to the asylum for psychiatric examination. Moreover, older and stronger children loved to beat the weak patients without any repercussions from junior medical staff, which was responsible for the ward's security. I was frequently beaten too. Once a stronger boy punched me into the chest, as a result of my refusal to share with him the tangerines that my mother sent me, although half of the tangerines, as it turned out, was stolen by the medical staff. After such punch I was lying for a few minutes trying to regain breath while other children kicked me, because I wasn't the most sociable patient in the ward and was very egoistic, which is frowned down by Russians. For the second time, they bent me head down into the toilet bowl as the result of the verbal conflict. The administration ignored such incidents. Disagreeable and capricious children were treated with punitive enemas, which immediately knocked down the arrogance and lowered them into the faggot caste.

However, I got far less mistreatment than the children with enuresis, by-product of whom provided appropriate stench in the ward, and every morning they washed their bed sheets in the toilet, and then during daytime sleep were forced to sleep on the wet sheets. Those, who unconvincingly imitated sleeping, were punished by medical personnel, which first forcibly tied child to the bed to immobilize, and then drugged by anti-psychotics, other less harmful way of punishment was detainment in a cold small solitary confinement room, without anything to sit on. Enuresis patients were beaten mercilessly by other kids and medical personnel, they wetted themselves in the process, which only encouraged further punishment. One subtile boy was nicknamed "cockerel" (slang term for a passive homosexual in prison) and then bullied especially actively, under the condescending eyes of the junior medical staff.

Psychiatric hospital turned out to be the school of life and gave the unforgettable rich experience of living in a government institution. I did not comply with the orders of medical staff, refused to take pills, did not sleep on schedule, and as a result was under some anti-psychotics and sleeping pills all the time. In the end of my in-patient career psychiatrists diagnosed me with "Pathological Character Traits" - the standard entry when a psychiatrist needs to diagnose something, but there's nothing to diagnose.

To treat my insolence, psychiatrists prescribed me numerous anti-psychotics, including Triftazine, Amitriptyline, Cyclodol, Sonapax, Neuleptil, Chlorprothixene, Acetazolamide, Asparkam, and several homeopathic remedies, such as Novo-Passit, Triampur and Nootropil. From some medications I slept for several days without waking up, their doses were corrected by psychiatrist, after that some other adverse effects came out, like problems with urination, and medicines were prescribed for amending them.

BTW, it appears that Americans too use punitive enemas:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema#Punitive_usage

tl;dr

Where is Gaziza now? Do you still have contact with her?

>>66
Stop stalking her.

All this sounds absolutely inhuman and subhuman, but I believe it after having read how russians treat their drafted young men.
They must have no souls.

>>63
Nikita, I am a journalist, if you can collect all your Russian stories I could try to get them published.

>>69

They are collected in https://github.com/saniv/text/blob/master/one-life-in-russia-eng.md

it is currently licensed under MIT license https://github.com/saniv/text/blob/master/LICENSE

I hope a respectable internet journalist will publish them on ED or KF. or maybe we'll get a video by Knudsen or Metokur!

>>70
Since when does GitHub require me to log in?

>>72
Russians have managed block the text of this story on github.com.

Hi Nikita,
Thanks for writing in. Your repositories were set to require a login to view following
multiple reports from users concerned about their contents. This was done as an
alternative to hiding or disabling the content entirely.
Thanks,
GitHub Support

>>73
What the fuck is this.

>>74
the hamster being avenged

>>74
github censoring politically charged content

>>76
killing innocent hamsters is not politics, it's being a bydlo anus

>>70
I do not have a gitcuck account, would you mind posting them here? Or on a more free repo service thing like gitlab or gitgud?

>>78
You can unhetero gitcuck links with rawgit:
https://rawgit.com/saniv/text/master/one-life-in-russia-eng.md

>>67

I AM NOT STALKING GAZIZA I ONLY ASKED IF YOU WERE STILL IN CONTACT WITH HER YOU PARANOID BYDLO!