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Russian Programmers Part 2

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-04 9:53

Continuing the theme of ingenious Russian programmers, we have an exhibit directly on LJR:
http://lj.rossia.org/users/hex_laden/406941.html

string CheckSpecDiaps (string IP)
{
int uip = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (IP);

for (int i = 0; i <SpecList.GetLength (0); i ++)
{
int start = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (SpecList [i, 0]);
int end = IPConverter.IPToInt32 (SpecList [i, 1]);
string desr = SpecList [i, 2];

if (uip> = start && uip <= end)
{
return desr;
}
}

return string.Empty;
}[/code]


For non-programmers, I'll explain: the Russian fool takes a set of intervals a0:b0, a1:b1 ... aN:bN and stupidly checks each of them for entering the number X. Making this a stupid search is the most inefficient algorithm, although in practice In its task, there may be thousands and millions of intervals. There is a lack of knowledge of the simplest data structures (in this case a binary tree) and the basics of mathematics. Worse, the idiots boasts of his unprofessionalism and the deficiency of the solution, apparently so that the client knows what he is buying and that the server will hang during production.

Indeed, all top companies dream of recruiting Russian programmers, but they continue to patriotically plow vodka fields for copecks at their native sharaga. Although there are isolated cases of traitors, one Russian programmer himself volunteered to promote the pindos science:
https://interestingengineering.com/russian-programmer-volunteers-first-human-head-transplant-next-year

TLDR: a request under a plausible pretext to give a link to this post in any western reddit and hackernews (such as Russian Programming Genius Strikes Back). It is necessary to PR Russian "smarty".

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 13:24

I just read this whole shit. Pretty interesting, but morbid and clearly comes from a sociopath devoid of empathy.
Nikita sounds very russian, like he considers it a normal and desirable response that someone punched in the face by someone stronger, will in turn punch a child, kick an ill homeless, burn a hamster.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 13:29

>>81
I said it before: when you fight bydlo, you must be careful not to become bydlo. when you stare into Russia, Russia stares into you.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 15:17

>>82

Stare into my anus!

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 15:38

>>83
Stare at this!
*grabs dick*

Name: Steve 2018-09-11 20:09

Fighting violence with violence achieves nothing at all.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 20:29

>>85
It achieves more violence. Everyone must suffer!

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 20:32

Now I believe that killing Russians is wrong, and it would be better to instead cripple Russians by making them blind. That will turn Russian lives and the lives of everyone around them into hell, and it will cost a lot of money to support blind Russian.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 20:45

Why have you not raped your mother yet?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 22:06

>>88
No shovel

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 9:20

>>88
I believe my mother should be dead by now, last time I heard about her she was in reanimation with stroke or something like that.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 9:25

why have you not made your're are game yet?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 15:02

>>90
Are you homeless now? How are you posting? Did you get a job? Did you get asylum maybe?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 15:12

>>91
Fund it

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 16:44

>>91
No money.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 16:44

>>92
I'm doing shoplifting and panhandling.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 17:29

>>95
Once a russian, always a russian..

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 18:15

>>96
Give me work permit in your country, and I will find a proper job. But no, your government forces me into crime.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 18:54

>>97
ok come to poland and we'll talk business

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 22:26

>>98
To get Polish visa, I first need residency permit in Ukraine, but Ukraine says it wont give me any permit and I must return to Russia.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 22:27

>>99
And if I get residency permit in Ukraine, I don't need to go to Poland, because I could go to Philippines instead, because at Philippines they speak English, while in Poland they speak some slavshit language, similar to Russian.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-12 22:32

bad thread

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-13 6:02

>>101
log off

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-13 7:51

>>98
poland is basically ukraine with more money

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-13 12:21

What do I need to achieve in life?
1. First of all, it is necessary to get out of Ukraine - it is a swamp, an ass and a dead end, there is nothing good, not a decent person, there is no future, as in Russia, and in the CIS in general. Everyone here speaks Russian. Ukraine is shit, complete and absolute.
2. Next, I should finish the evening school in a civilized country.
3. And to get there is a normal higher education.
4. Work as an intern in the specialty.
5. After that, having some kind of CV, I can probably find a normal job, not involving shoplifting.

But this is so - dreams. First I need to somehow raise some bucks, given that I have no experience, no skills, no social skills (and indeed no desire to communicate with the Ukrainian genetic garbage), I quickly get tired and incapable of low-paid routine work. Ideally, I need a job as a provocateur, a saboteur and snitch, because I can create scandals and conflicts from scratch - this is the only thing I have a natural talent for. Having earned a lot money, I can easily drop from Urkaine, agreeing on a bribe with the border guards to let me through. Ukrainians will sell their own mother, not to mention the state border.


Khokhly, Rusnya and Bulbashi - all brotherly inhumane, they are united by absence of human qualities and general backwardness (no homo). Mudslimes are no good either.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-13 17:24

I want to paint "God bless America!" with the blood of Russian children.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-13 22:46

I want Putin to drop some H bombs all over murikkka and NATO countries.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 3:52

>>105-106
autism

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 7:10

>>104
I need a job as a provocateur, a saboteur and snitch, because I can create scandals and conflicts from scratch
fortunately for everyone, nobody is going to pay you for shitposting and killing animals

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 9:10

>>108
Well, I can visit restaurant and shit there, right in front of the guests. That will surely damage their business reputation.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 9:53

>>109
but can you hax my anus?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 10:07

check my trips

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 13:18

Your not going to be happy anywhere Nikita
-you wasn't happy in Russia
-you go to Ukraine and you hate Ukraine
-if you go to Germany you will hate Germany

You just like to complain

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 13:39

>>112
t. russian or russianlike

Slavshit shitholes gonna slavshit

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 14:38

>>112
Why would I hate Germany? Do Germans speak Russian language, hate gays or love Russian culture? The only problem in Germany would be Muslims, who could kill me for insulting Allah, because I wrote a lot of poetry mocking Islam.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 14:40

>>110
If you're restaurant owner or manager, then surely. It would be your worst day, when crazy Russians shits in front of guests and then spills urine out of his vodka bottle.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 19:14

>>114
You're not a fan of Islam anymore?
Your opinions are so extreme and yet you changed them so fast.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 22:24

>>116
I was never a fan of Islam, or any religion in particular, besides the edgy ones, like Satanism.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 22:26

>>116
Although I love Nasim Aghdam, because she was so funny, despite being Muslim. Shame there is no way I can marry her anymore :(

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 23:43

>>117
You were, Ahmed.
Because antisemitism, anti-alcohol and anti-russian.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-14 23:56

>>114
Germans are pedophobic and like to jew people out of their sweet monies.

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