Any ideas for something simple that will slow down the user's CPU? It doesn't have to be useful, it can be some random function. Anything CPU-intensive.
Try a recursive iframe, it used to crash firefox a few years back.
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Anonymous2018-09-05 7:14
use webworkers. also, why not make money with it? make those webworkers mine cryptocurrencies
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Anonymous2018-09-05 7:16
>>1 Start using latest javascript frameworks, dynamically loaded modules and micro-services, with a scalable responsive(i.e. each Action = One+ Ajax calls) Architecture that solves all business and customer needs, accelerating synergy between legacy programs and web 3.0 edge products.
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Anonymous2018-09-05 11:49
Joke's on you: modern browsers have infinite loop detectors and will just stop your script.
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Anonymous2018-09-05 11:54
>>10 nice try: You're just saying that so people would crash their browsers testing this.
>>13 For the restricted subset of resource-intensive scripts. Not in general abstract sense.
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Anonymous2018-09-07 10:13
>>13 You can solve the halting problem with a hierarchy of oracles, this is a well known concept.
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Anonymous2018-09-07 10:21
>>15 didn't know that modern browsers include a hyperturing machine
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Anonymous2018-09-07 10:26
>>16 They could actually easily do what I am suggesting if they tried to learn a little bit of CS theory instead of circlejerking about web 3.0 nodejs enterprise user-restraining webextensions.
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Anonymous2018-09-07 11:37
>>17 yeah, I took CS101 and built a hyperturing machine over a weekend. fucking js ignorants wouldn't be able to do that even if I put zenomachine.js on npm
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Anonymous2018-09-07 12:22
The idea that "JS script execution limit" is analogous to "halting problem" isn't correct. Its more about a linear quota to perform computation, not detecting it in advance.
The "stuck script" feature in present day browsers isn't Touring anything. It's retarded. Basically if a web page's JavaScript engine runs for longer than n milliseconds without polling from the event queue, they offer to kill it.
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Anonymous2018-09-08 7:35
>>23 interesting, I thought I was the only Polish /prague/rider
>>26,27 Poland is very white and Christian. Stay that way. You don't want to become like America. Do not vote for politicians who want more immigrants or liberalism. It will only destroy your country like it's done to mine.
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Anonymous2018-09-08 17:37
>>29 Funnily enough there are a shit-ton of Polish rapefugees everywhere in Europe and the Americas. There are about 60 million Poles totally and only 38 million live in Poland. It would be hypocritical as fuck to do what you say.
also jsbin is like pastebin but it runs javascript so don't click the link unless you wanna run the forkbomb
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Anonymous2018-09-09 5:32
>>34 no, it's only checking how many threads the CPU can run and creating that many workers to just run an infinite loop.
>>35 the link no longer automatically runs the script because I created it anonymously, apparently jsbin only runs scripts automatically for 90 minutes then defaults to the editor view unless it was created with a registered account