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Modern error messages

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 11:44

OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 11:59

We aren't tracking you or you're are usage, it's just automated bug reports. Really, we swear.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 12:04

modern error message: sorry that our unicorn didn't bacon, wer're are working on making it all more awesomer!
old error message: ERROR 013Y47846: Unhandled anus

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 12:07

UNICORN BACON SOUNDS AWESOME!!!

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 12:11

>>4
okay, this is epic
based and redpilled

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 12:30

As long as exceptions in commonly-used languages stay as they are, we will be doomed to rewrite error handling to expose relevant information. Imagine if NullPointerException exposed the name of variable that's segfaulted.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 12:54

>>1
https://wiki.ubuntu.com/DebuggingKernelOops

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 13:06

$ php -r '::'
Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '::' (T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM) in Command line code on line 1

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 13:47

>>8
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 13:48

>>8
This has been fixed literally years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 15:43

the windows 10 BSOD screen is an unhappy face
:(

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 23:12

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
    Computer Over.
   Virus = Very Yes.