how to get a lazy programmer job

I want an easy, lazy programmer job that pays good without requiring hard work.

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your're are best bet would be finding a job in a small-to-medium (but financially stable) non-IT company and doing internal/enterprise shit for them. the pay will probably not be as good as silly valley stuff and you'll need to make some effort before you get that job security, but that seems to be the best way of getting that /comfy/ life

i shitpoast at /prog/ at the start up i work at

good times

>>2
"silly valley" pay is only high because the cost of living there is also ridiculous.

>>4
that plus the fact that VC hype gets shitty startups overfunded, and also some companies replaced 'work ethic' with 'workaholism ethic'

What is the point of becoming a programmer if you dislike solving complex problems?

no.

>>6
money

>>8
There are better ways of getting it.

http://ai.neocities.org/maintainer.html

http://medium.com/p/aa699894d4fc -- BEEP

check lazy programmer dubs

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