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Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 1:19

write a program that causes the universe to crash
unhandled exception: violated causality

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 12:45

Programming skill is an inverse function of non-whiteness and femininity.
We need to find the most white and most male being in existence: a pale, high-IQ, atheist, eco-aware, vegan, gay, center-left, inner city programmer with depression and no sense of rhythm.
Then we need to bleach his skin and send him to a gym.
This will decrease his non-whiteness and femininity to zero, thus causing a division by zero and thus the crash of the universe.

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