/prog/ - /prog/ challenge

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 1:19

write a program that causes the universe to crash
unhandled exception: violated causality

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 1:54

printf("%s", 1/0);

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 4:04

>>2
This would not be possible with dependent types.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 5:11

>>1
1.You'll need a quantum processor first.
2.Universe doesn't care about it:
https://science.slashdot.org/story/18/09/15/1641233/quantum-experiment-confirms-causality-is-fuzzy

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 6:07

why do anuses always want to crash universe with causality-related exceptions? get more creative nigga, write a black hole fork bomb or rewrite some physical constants

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 7:01

>>5
That requires some sort of real-time display that measures physical constants with high precision.
Also, if you can alter physical constants, it can be used for faster-than-light communication by using the fine bits of constant to transmit binary code.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 7:06

>>6
I'm just talking about crashing the universe. I mean, just fiddle around with Planck constants and everything will go to shit soon

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 8:53

>>7

that way no one will cut me in traffic anymore

Name: Wave Function 2018-09-26 11:41

Crash me and you're in Big Trouble.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 23:24

>>5
speed_of_light = 5.0; //in km/s

what would happen?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 23:25

also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden-variable_theory

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 7:14

>>11
Proven and checked. This is exactly what happened when all DC laws needed an extra factor in their equations to account for magnetic fields.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 9:30

>>10
Time would propagate at 5km per second

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 9:59

Among other things, there'd be a one hour delay minimum chatting to someone from the other side of the world, even with the internet

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 12:05

>>13

time is traveling at 5km/s towards you
buy another time to collide with the original traveling at 6km/s
at which dimension the times collide assuming you bought another time 3000 lengths before collision ?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 12:45

Programming skill is an inverse function of non-whiteness and femininity.
We need to find the most white and most male being in existence: a pale, high-IQ, atheist, eco-aware, vegan, gay, center-left, inner city programmer with depression and no sense of rhythm.
Then we need to bleach his skin and send him to a gym.
This will decrease his non-whiteness and femininity to zero, thus causing a division by zero and thus the crash of the universe.

Name: Einstein Tesla 2018-09-27 18:28

>>16

causing a division by zero and thus the crash of the universe.

Aspie or Normie, a clever person wrote that poast.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 18:44

crash my anus

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 6:24

>>18
with no survivors

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 12:20

net send * "All of ur universe r belong to mine"

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 21:04

(/ 42 0)

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 21:54

I could prove to you that the universe is not a computer simulation but I am too tired.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 21:59

Basically we need to postulate that regressions to infinity are impossible and then formalize the simulation hypothesis into a regression to infinity.

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