Bad app ideas

My friend is trying to convince me to work together with him (I'm a programmer and he struggles with basic HTML or even English grammar) for an app. He has a terrible app idea that is too complicated and won't be profitable either. He has no idea what he's talking about but he is being very pushy to try and get me to commit to working on it with him, and he basically would want me to do all of it and then we'd split it. What a fucking stupid idea.

How can I tell him off without being rude?

Require him to actually pay you. If he insists on freebies, require him to do something for free too: cleaning your house, buying food for you, sucking your dick and swallowing etc.

>>1
Do what >>2-kun said. An alternative would be to give him an assignment (such as implementing diff in whatever language people make apps these days) in order for him to prove that he can contribute to the project and agree to work with him only once he finishes it.

Explain him what would happen, if such app is written. And what it will cost to write it.

tell him to go on fiverr and hire a pajeet to do it

he won't because he just wants you to do free work

>>1
I'd love to be in your situation. I'd love to have someone wanting something from me. Anything.

I'd be like those corrupted barmen in movies who keep repeating "I don't remember" until they're given a banknote. Except I don't care for money, all I want is sex. So I would repeat "I'm not sure I understand" until he brings consenting maiden to the table.

>>6

consenting

boring

>>6
???

Lure your friend to the Saudi Consulate under some pretext. When he arrives, overpower him and cut his fingers off, one by one. Then decapitate him in the name of Trump and Jared Kushner. Put your earphones on for some peace and calm while you use the tool of Mister Bone Saw to dismember his body into disposable pieces. MAGA (Make America Great Again)

>>9
Poor Saudi terrorist who was killed by other Saudi. He deserved every bits of his death, fuck him.

>>9
take your pills

>>9
Hollow out his bones to make crude pipe bombs. Mail them to your friends.