minimal viable program

What software project would be sufficient to say the programmer knows a language?

An HTTP server that stores a cellular automaton, with the growth controlled by a POAST request that specifies a number of generations to skip.

A strategy game.

A lisp implementation.

>>4
Does implementing Lisp in Lisp count?

diff

>>5
As long as you do not use read and eval, sure.

ransomware unironically
-requires knowledge of GUI stuff
-file IO
-encryption
-networking
-server

>>8

-requires knowledge of GUI stuff

No

-file IO

Trivial

-encryption

Trivial

-networking

Non-trivial as long as it is p2p

-server

Trivial

>>9
buddy, there are dev jobs where all they do is ask you to reverse a string or do a fizzbuzz or some easy shit like that (edit: I mean for the interview at least)

this is a much more comprehensive test of understanding of a language Edited on 28/10/2018 18:05.

>>9
buddy, there are dev jobs where all they do is ask you to reverse a string or do a fizzbuzz or some easy shit like that
buddy, there are dev jobs where all they do is ask you to reverse a string or do a fizzbuzz or some easy shit like that (edit: I mean for the interview at least)

this is a much more comprehensive test of understanding of a language

>>10
I was refused numerous jobs, because of my political views. It is not about your professional skills, but about your personality. If you hate Russians, you won't find a job in Russia or Ukraine.

>>11
You hate Russians -> They refuse you job because of your hate speech filled Facebook posts -> You have nothing to eat -> You kill Russian and taste his flesh -> Now they will have to support you in jail for the rest of your life.

Guess everyone wins from politically motivated HRs.

Lets see these guys implement diff

>>12
More like
He's a psycho cannibal without a degree in a poor country with millions of talented programmer -> he found 2 jobs -> quit one because his colleagues wrote comments in their own language instead of english -> was unable to do the second (his C# was slower than the PHP he was supposed to rewrite) -> whine and whine

>>6
only good answer. lets see these guys implement diff

>>9
it is only trivial if you have access to good crypto libraries. writing your're are own crypto (and I mean just implementation, not creating ciphers from scratch) is really hard.

>>11
make your're are game.

>>15

writing your're are own crypto (and I mean just implementation, not creating ciphers from scratch) is really hard

It is trivial as long as you don't mind side channels.

>>16
writing anything is trivial as long as you don't mind that it doesn't serve its primary purpose

>>17
You can still mind their primary purpose (to correctly encrypt/decrypt data according to the specification) even if do not mind side channels.

>>18
the purpose of encryption is nnot to encode things in this or that format, it is to make sure that your're are shit stays hidden and that third parties cannot predictably modify your're are shit

>>15
To my indignation, the Ukrainians told me to get out of Ukraine, and another refugee from Russia, Elena Diadechko, wrote:

And I want that people like you to stop existing. From the word "absolutely". It looks like your disease is progressing. Get out of here, for you will be beaten here soon too. There is such a strange type of people being beaten everywhere. Have not thought-why?)) You are a dull shit and schizophrenic. What are you waiting for? Applause? Done with you! Deportation! We have enough shit without you!

-- https://www.facebook.com/elena.diadechko

This Elena most of all was outraged by my oath of promise to turn my anger onto Russian children in case of deportation, so she "logically" wished me this deportation. I told her that to kill a Russian child is much more humane than leaving him to suffer in Russia, and if you think otherwise, then you are a cruel sadist and want to condemn a person to torture in Russian hell for life, so giving birth to children in Russia is a crime.

>>20
make your're are game and stop shitposting you dumb bydlo. she's right, there's a reason they hate you everywhere you go

minimal viable dub-checker

>>21

make your're are game

fund it

>>21

there's a reason they hate you everywhere you go

It is easy: they are nazis and see me as a Jew and a traitor, so I'm naturally their enemy.

>>24
t. nazi nutjob who spent years spreading the most violent anti-semitism before aknowledging his grand-father was almost a quarter of a jew.

>>25

One Ukrainian woman was indignant: she came to Poland (the new visa-free travel and all that), and there Poles refused to speak Russian. As a good example of European country, she pointed at Czech Republic, where everyone spoke Russian with her, while the Poles become impudent. For some reason this Ukrainian woman has not mastered English in her 50 years. The impression, as if the Russian mistress had arrived and was astonished that the former imperial slaves had gotten out of control. Another Ukrainian women at hostel was angry that they hired girls from the western Ukraine: she asked them in Russian where some thing was, and they answer her "in shuhlyada" and laughed at her, as she got confused, not knowing what shuhlyada is.

>>19
And this will hold true if you block side channels in some other way - if you do not have internet access in that machine for example.

A program that outputs an SJIS rendering of a cock based on a prosaic description of that cock.