Weed and /prog/ramming

I tried programming when smoking weed, but I drifter away to hacker fucking news and kept reading about hacking normies and meme generation.
how does it work>?

LSD and alcohol are the only programming drugs.

weed makes you lazy
water is wet
grass is green
news at 11

based dude weed teenbro
>>3
based and redpilled

>>3
Weed doesn't make you lazy, there's just a lot of lazy people that use it.

amphetamines are the best programming drug

https://invidio.us/watch?v=ifutqKQ6KQE

>>3
lazy programmers are good programmers, as long as they are still writing code

I code, therefore I am.

>>9
I fart, therefore I am.

I check, therefore I am.

You code, therefore I code

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I implement, therefore I am

I depend, therefore bugs aren't.

I burn, therefore I am not.

combo breaker

>>17
your're are an anus

Weed slows down your brain. It's also proven to lower IQ in the long run. Real programmer drugs:

1. Methamphetamine (microdosed)
2. Amphetamine
3. Ritalin
4. Vyvanse
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100. Modafinil
101. Strattera
102. LSD (microdosed)
103. Psilocybin (microdosed)
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(power gap)
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90001. Cannabis
90002. Xanax
90003. Opiates
90004. Alcohol

Winners Don't Use Drugs

Okay, weed is bad.
What about mountain dew before coding? Will it enhance your perception? Sugar rush and all that.

losers take drugs winners check dubs

>>21
No joke, I remember some YouTube video Microsoft made showing an office vending machine and the guy in the video remarked how its obvious no software office can go without mountain dew. They were also showing off their cans of 'Bing soda', a stunt to promote their then-new search engine https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=microsoft%20bing%20soda&qs=n&form=QBIR&sp=-1&pq=microsoft%20bing%20soda&sc=0-19&sk=&cvid=EB9F58FCADEC4EBBA3C54D713C19D8BF

>>19
your're are an anus

>>23

Bing soda

BING == Bing Is Not Google

bing bing wahoo