/prog/ - /prog/ challenge

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 17:30

reprogram my brain with cognitive behavioral therapy so that I am no longer mentally ill

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 17:33

Train a neural net that recognizes undesirable mental states. Connect its output to dog's anti-bark collar. Now each time you get bad thoughts, they will be interrupted with a electric discharge. Profit!

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 17:36

>>2
I think the same method can be used to treat Trump supporters. Isolate all mental patterns that lead to liking Trump, and then interrupt them. No more Nazis.

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 18:05

>>3
oof, trump derangement syndrome claims another victim

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 20:31

>>2
https://buy.pavlok.com/products/pavlok-pro

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 21:20

Calling Mentifex!

Name: Mentifex 2018-11-15 2:57

Mentifex here has just solved some major bugs (not "issues") in the JavaScript AI Mind which now innately knows all the English prepositions. Point Internet Explorer at

http;//ai.neocities.org/index.html -- "I am the AI Mind"

Name: Stupid Guy 2018-11-15 2:57

http://ai.neocities.org/index.html -- "I am the AI Mind"

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 4:10

>>7
Hey man, I use linux so I do not have internet explorer. Any plan to port it to firefox or chrome?

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 6:13

>>9
not him but https://developer.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-edge/tools/vms/

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 7:37

reprogram my brain with dubs

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 8:20

>>11
That was already done, dubs memebot.

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 8:22

>>12
go fuck your're are self, anus

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 8:31

>>13
Learn proper English.

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 8:37

>>14
go fuck your're are self anus
fuck
your
're
are
self
anus

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 9:27

>>15
No, i don't partake in your homosexual fantasies. You need electro-shock therapy, queer.

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 9:34

>>16
go back to /pol/, anus

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 9:37

>>17
Go back to /b/ with your retarded "dubs" memes, where they can appreciate the humor.

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 10:36

>>18
the anus is angry today

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 11:59

>>16
I can insure you I am no queer!

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 12:01

>>19,20
Only queers call each other anuses. Anal sex is all they think about.

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 12:02

>>21
your're are an anus and you should check my dubs

/prog/ challenge

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 17:30

2 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 17:33

3 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 17:36

4 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 18:05

5 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 20:31

6 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 21:20

7 Name: Mentifex 2018-11-15 2:57

8 Name: Stupid Guy 2018-11-15 2:57

9 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 4:10

10 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 6:13

11 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 7:37

12 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 8:20

13 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 8:22

14 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 8:31

15 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 8:37

16 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 9:27

17 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 9:34

18 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 9:37

19 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 10:36

20 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 11:59

21 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 12:01

22 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-15 12:02