Sexuality and Functional Programming

Why is bisexuality and other alternative sexual orientations, such as schediaphilia (erotic attraction towards anime characters), so common in the functional programming world?

This fact is not even new, it began from day 0 with P. J. Landin, the first person to find a correspondence between Church's lambda calculus and computer programming:

Landin, who was bisexual,[2] became involved with the Gay Liberation Front (GLF) during the early 1970s. He was once arrested as part of an anti-nuclear demonstration.[13]

So then I wonder, what happens in the mind of a Lisp programmer?

Open minded. Functional programming is like being able to create your world, limited to machine specs. We're only machines with imagination.

Turing was gay

anything aside from heterosexuality is mental illness

>>4
Heterosexuality is THE mental illness
It is the very reason the western society is failing, because heterosexual """men""" keep selling all their power for access to vagina
Only the lowest 10% of gay men are more pathetic than average or median straight """man""".

>>5
beta male attitude is not the same thing as general heterosexuality

just because some beta males are heterosexual doesn't mean all heterosexuals are beta males

public class BetaCuck extends Male implements Heterosexuality

>>6
Vast majority are cucks. This includes the angry cucks, like >>4
Those who aren't cucks are usually the weird virgin MRA omega types. Out of those, some are genuinely OK people, but most are only not cucks because no one ever wanted to cuck them.

Because you touch yourself at night

>>1,2
Functional programming is very aesthetic, "purely functional" code is usually a elegant short text full of combining functions.

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The red pill..........

I'm not gay

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