Let's Design Anuslang

Anuslang is /prague/'s cool new programming language. But what will it be like? OOP? Functional? Multi-paradigm? Static or dynamic? Strongly or weakly typed?

Here are my initial suggestions:
brap() instead of print()
anus(str[] args) function in the Anus class is the program entry point

Also:
If we want to be really lazy, we can just make it like a transliterative language that has a source-to-source transliterator to some preexisting language so that you don't have to write your own compilers and tools and shit from scratch. That's kind of a cop-out for having to do more complicated stuff but that makes things easier. Or just have a compiler handle the transliteration and then use a regular compiler for some existing language. Or you can go full autism and make the entire language yourself, but that seems harder.

symta already exists

>>3
but this thread is for making a meme programming language

>>4
...but symta already exists

>>5
Okay, I'll bite. Redpill me on symta.

>>6
it's a language made up by the bydlo. it's actually not that bad, it started out as a Lisp dialect but now it's more like Forth. too bad that its author is a lazy hamster-killer

It better have dependent types!

Five and what is a man a miserable little pile of secrets.

would need to include void.h

entry point

hurr durr