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Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 13:20

Have to admit that http://gamedev.net is full of Putin-loving pro-Russian communist degenerates. That is why modern games suck ass - the are made by SJW commies:

https://i.imgur.com/Gk4Xswt.png

Got banned at gamedev.net for asking the following question.

Hi, folks!

As you know, I have a huge personal problem with Russians. So it is obvious, I want to exclude Russians from getting The Spell of Mastery and my other programs. A political statement if you will. But what is the best way to achieve it?

Guess stating openly "sorry, we don't serve Russians" will not work, because many countries have some commie anti-discrimination laws. But will saying "Unfortunately this software doesn't currently work in Russian Federation. We work hard to fix the issue." do the trick?

Then we also have problem with Russians, who downloaded software illegally. My idea is to include harmful code into program, which, when detects Russian locale or Internet address, starts sneakily damaging files under user's home directory (or maybe even download child pron there and call cops?). That should scare Russians enough to stop downloading it illegally, even if pirates promised to break the protection, because pirates can never guarantee that all protection checks were removed - they don't analyze whole hay stack, just look for the known needles.

Now if these Russians start complaining about lost data, I can just shift blame to software pirates or viruses, and claim that it were crackers who included harmful code (many of them do it anyway). And because license doesn't allow disassembling the executable, there is no legal way to prove that is my work.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 14:13

Encrypt the executable you distribute. Decrypt it at runtime only after receiving a cryptographic signature from your server that verifies the user isn't using a Russian IP.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 15:20

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 20:00

I want to exclude Russians from getting The Spell of Mastery
You're never finishing your're game tho

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 21:53

>>4
Every finished game needs DRM.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 21:54

>>2
Crakers will simple dump the decrypted copy from memory.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 23:30

>>6
Not how it works.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 23:42

>>7
is your memory protected?

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 2:21

Hey Nikita, rate my game please http://163.172.62.104/game.tar.gz

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 10:14

>>9
it is very basic

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 12:13

These dubs are not available in your country.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 15:28

Unicode is a GRU invention.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 19:03

>>12
1. Explain why player can't kill children in new Fallout games?
2. Explain why there are no more games like the original Panzer General?

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 20:10

>>13
The closest that I can find to Panzer General is Gary Grigsby's War in the East.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 20:34

>>14
Can you play as Hitler and conquer whole world?

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 21:15

>>15
You can play as Hitler and conquer the soviets.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 21:41

How are russians SJW?
I await some sort of schizo logic that bends the horseshoe way too far.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-07 8:30

make your're are game

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-07 9:45

>>17
Russians have draconian hate speech laws. If in America you can say "nigger" as much as you want, then in Russia saying "muslim retards" will get you a jail sentence. Similarly, denying Holocaust, displaying swastika or possessing Mein Kampf will net you prison time. And compared to say Germany, Russian hate speech laws work and people end up in prison for Internet posts, and Russians totally happy with that.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-07 9:48

>>19
And that is just the tip of the iceberg. For example, recently several Russians got jailed for sexist and men's rights posts at social networks.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-07 10:05

>>17
All major Russian entrepreneurs and politicians are Jewish, like
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkady_Rotenberg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Vekselberg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oleg_Deripaska
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Abramovich

so yes, if you visit Russia, be careful what you writing online. May end up in a Gulag.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-07 10:14

check my dubs and make your're are game

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-07 18:54

>>19
russians are weird subpeople
On one hand, they give stupidly harsh sentences for mild crimes.
On the other hand, their idea of a crime doesn't cover a deal of atrocious acts.

The end result is that their law enforcement is harsh but ineffective, which is the worst possible combination, worse than anarchy.

The only way to make a slav not fuck something up is to order him to fuck something up. Then he'll ignore you, get drunk, and fuck something else up.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-07 20:37

>>23
Actually, hate crime is a huge problem for Russia as an Empire, due to possible rebellion of ethnicities. While African Americans are somewhat evenly dispersed across America, Muslims in Russia are all bound to their national republics, so can somewhat easily leave Russia, if pushed. Similarly, you can get sentenced to prison terms for insulting Ukrainians, despite Russia being at war with Ukraine. It is okay to insult Ukrainian government, but they don't want further alienate Ukrainians.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-07 20:38

>>24
I.e. it is of existential importance for Russian government to jail everyone bringing strife, otherwise Russia would be reduce to Muscovy in a blink of an eye.

Name: Anonymous 2019-01-08 7:22

>>23
so the only way you will make your're are game is if we tell you to not make your're are game?

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